Tuesday, November 27, 2012

One of my FAVorite Holiday Songs!

The Sparkling Holiday Season Has Arrived 



Dashing to the store
Lipsticks I need more
All they have is red
Red is such a bore

How 'bout sparkly plum
I think I'll buy just one (or two, or three, or four...)
What joy to pick a new lipstick
Being Caffe is so much FUN!

OH...
Plums & pinks
Plums & pinks
Plums & pinks for MEeee...

Thursday, November 1, 2012

I Vote for... LIPSTICKS for ALL!

I'm tired of politics Darling... let's talk about LIPSTICK!

Monday, October 15, 2012

Me? Fickle??

Why yes my Darling Friend... I am ABSOLUTELY fickle.  Just like my morning lipstick routine, red, no, berry, not today, shimmery coral... oooh!  I know, I know, I said... Good Bye!  But Good byes are just soooooo hard... I'll miss YOU, even more than my lipstick collection... sheesh, I'm not as bold as I used to be, I seem to be getting a bit sheer...

Well my Dear, you're not getting rid of me that easily... errr, huh?  I left you?  *oh*  Can I come back? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?  With sugar and cream and a hot pink lipstick??  *sniffle sniffle*  For a little while longer?  xoxo

Monday, October 8, 2012

Lipstick, Better Than Peanut Butter! A Revisit...


Hello, hello my dear friend! So delighted to have your company. My goodness, it’s been awhile hasn’t it? I’ve been so busy sitting in front of my vanity experimenting with colorful lipsticks and eyeshadows that I completely lost myself in the moment of my Diva-Ness! Let me fill your cup and you make yourself comfortable. Are you good? Good!

Living in the OC there are so many beautiful places and beautiful faces. With all this beauty around me, I like to keep current on all the latest and greatest little beauty finds that keep my reflection in the mirror oh, so divine!

With summer around the corner, I like to keep my beauty routine to a bare minimum and instead, exude my natural exotic beauty with a few key items. I never said I was modest when it comes to how I look in the mirror... but hey, I DO love sharing beauty products that I can’t live without, at least until the next colorful lipstick rolls my way!

One of my favorite places to purchase beauty in a jar is at Target. I didn’t plan on Target for my beauty needs, I love the counters at the fancy department stores and the seductive fragrances that come with, but for some reason the cosmetic aisles at Target always avert my eyes from being focused on my ‘to get list’ of the day. It must be the lighting and colors that make my eyes do a double take whenever I pass these aisles! No wonder the cosmetic companies pay bank for their marketing, it’s working and their hypnotic affect they have on a lipstick fiend like me with all those wonderful colors... Accckkkk.... I just can’t take it! I’ll take one in Savy, one in Sweet Crimson, one in Berry Wine...

My list says ‘peanut butter’ and there is definitely not a jar of creamy Jif sitting across from Revlon. I know that. My kids know that. But I like to pretend that it’s just a quick pit stop and that the peanut butter is near by the lipsticks and I can see the peanut butter from the reflection of the cellophane wrapper that the lipsticks are in so that means the Jif is near by. But it’s not.

At the check out counter I have about a dozen new lipsticks and OH MY GOSH, I forgot the peanut butter! But now that I’ve spent all that time entranced by beautiful colors, I don’t have time to run back to get the Jif and the lines have gotten long. Oh well, I’ll put it on my list for next time!

Oh my, I’ve gone down the path of endless lipsticks and no peanut butter! I was supposed to chat about favorite beauty items for summer and somehow my delirious behavior took over with no self control from my part and now the pot is empty! The pot is empty? Oh good! That’s my cue to go fix my lipstick...

Ta Ta! xoxo

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Until Next Time my Dear Dear Friend...


Hello hello my Darling Friend, I am soooo happy that you’re here!  Come in, have a sat, let me fill your cup with the most delicious... steamiest ever... one of a kind... last call... What?!  Last call on what?

Well my Dear, it’s been fun.  That’s all you have to say?  Of course not Darling, when am I ever at a loss for words?  Not to mention lipsticks... I’m never at a loss for lipsticks!  Berry, hot pink, sparkly mauve... Caffe!  Get to the point!

Hmmph... I’m working on it, I’m working on it... no lipstick chat for me?  Nope.  Okay, alright, my nose is powdered and I’ve got my boldest shade of red on so here I go...  

Caffeinated OC Mommy was created just about a year and almost a half ago as a place that I could go to, and write anything I want... anything.  Who would have thought that my little ole blog would cause such a ruckus!  Mommy Lessons were always a favorite as together we got a good chuckle at the bad parenting that has run amuck in today’s society, then there’s me and butt crack... who knew I’d become such a magnet... Ewwwww!  Lipstick, MILF, lipstick, MILF... how did it all start?

It just did.  I wrote, you came and gave me my nickname, Caffe, which I adore with all my heart.  I call you Darling and Dear, you call me Dahling, Daaaling and Dalink.  I blow you kisses, and you forever return them with Muuwah!  The best is when you send me an email, and tell me all about the lipstick you bought and it reminded you of me.  Do you know how very special that is?

Your friendship means the world to me and I will never forget you.  How could I forget your witty charm and FABulous personality?  Yes my Dear, I am saying Ta Ta... but don’t forget... Caffeinated OC Mommy was just as much YOU as she was me.

Until Next Time my Dear Dear Friend... Cups Up! & Ta Ta!  xoxo 


          


Monday, September 17, 2012

Blogging Tips From the FABulous Caffe...

Well Hello hello my Dear Friend... I'm delighted that you've stopped by!  I've been out and about chatting with many about the lovely BlogSphere, and because I'm meee... I am constantly asked how to be a FABulous blogger and what are my tips.  So come make yourself comfy, let me fill your cup and let's get started on what makes for a FAB blogger...

Tip #1- It's all in the choice of your lipstick color Darling!  Wear the color that most resembles your mood for the day and you will find that your writing will match that kick-ass shade of red that you applied on your pretty little pucker.  Huh?  Not the kind of tips you were looking for?  Oh right my Darling, I guess that only works for me.   

Tip #2- Let's see... hmmm... now that I've mentioned lipstick, I'm having a difficult time focussing on what I'm supposed to be helping you with!  So to make it easier for me to not mention to you how many lipsticks I have in my purse at this very moment, I will link some of my favorite tips and advice and you choose which one that might be the most helpful for you.  Deal?

So take your time Lovely... let yourself out when you're finished... Caffe?  Where are you going?  To find my purse Darling... I remembered that I left my new shade of color in my bag and... well...ummm... I'm a LIPSTICK FIEND I can't help myself!

Writing Tips
Bogging? or Blogging? Helpful Tips from Caffe...

Lip Balm on Sandpaper... I Don't Think So!


Blog Hops and the Etiquette of Hopping Around

Manners Matter... Even for FAB Bloggers Like Myself

Caffe's Thoughts On Blog Hops... Quite Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn!


Social Media

Do Those Inbreeding Savages Wear Lipstick? (Triberr)

Klout? Is That A New Lipstick Color?

Google+ Lessons For Caffe...


Blog Awards
Shhhhhh... It's a Secret!



Friday, September 14, 2012

Hmmm...

... now where did I put that new tube of lipstick??

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Hello Darling! I'm Not in at the Moment...

... but please leave your name and tell me your favorite shade of lipstick and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done drooling over the lipstick counter... Beeeeeeep!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Top 25 and Caffe Takes the #1 Position!

Well Helloooo Darling!  Have you heard?  The FABulous news of course!  The polls were closed yesterday... pheeeew!... 3 long weeks of voting for the Top 25 SoCal Mom Blogs Contest, and with your help my Dear...  Caffeinated OC Mommy took the #1 spot out of 67 blogs!  YIPPEE!!

So guess what that means??  I'm going on a lipstick shopping spree to celebrate this fun little victory!  But you knew that... I am a lipstick fiend after all and any excuse to buy a new tube of color for my pretty little pucker... pinks, berry, red, mauves, shimmers, gloss, stains... Aaaaaaaaccckk!  I gotta go Darling!  I've got to head to the nearest lipstick counter!  Thanks again for voting... let yourself out my Dear... lipsticks are calling me...  Blowing kisses!  xxxx  

Monday, August 20, 2012

Back to School Already??

Hello my Dear Friend... So happy to see you here!  Summer is coming to a close and I just found this post that has a few reminders and some FABulous tips on transitioning from the lazy days of summer to the structured days of school.  

I'm off to the stores to buy some back to school basics... basic red, basic pink, basic mauve... Yes I'm talking about lipsticks!  Enjoy the read Darling...

The Dos & Don'ts of the Back To School Mommy



Hello my Darling Friend... I’m always so delighted when you stop by!  Let me fill your cup with a fresh blend of, ‘Mommys Who Should Freshen Up on their Back to School Manners!’
My oh my, can you believe how fast the summer season went by?  Next thing you know, there’ll be ghosts and goblins running through the neighborhood and then the shopping season begins... Oh, how I just adore the shopping season... colorful new lipsticks, shiny new lipsticks, bright new lipsticks... huh?  OH, I mean, of course Darling, shopping for others is what I meant... **ahem** 
See how I get?  Mention the word ‘lipstick’ and I fall apart at the seams and can’t control my compulsive behavior to stay on topic!  Now where were we?  Oh yes... the end of summer, back to school and all that goes with... including outrageous Mommy manners!  Sounds like it’s time for more Mommy Lessons.  Do I have a Dos & Don’ts list for back to school behavior?  You betcha... let’s get started...
DO greet other Mommys when bringing your kids to school or extra curricular activities with a friendly ‘hello’ regardless if you know them or not.  It’s polite.  They don’t need to be your BFF or meet you for weekly pedi appointments, but you will see these same Mommys throughout the year and having a friendly way about you sets a wonderful example for your own children and for others to follow suit.
If you’re not new to the school, welcome those that are new... DON’T make new Mommys feel unwelcome by saying such nonsense as, “Oh, I didn’t know I would see you here.  They must have redistricted your neighborhood.”  Catty, catty... tssk, tssk!
DO follow the rules when dropping your kids off at school or other outside activities.  Usually there are crossing guards to help guide you and I knowthere are many signs and painted arrows that direct you to your destination.
DON’T drive to the front of the line when it’s not your turn and then proceed to block all traffic and endanger those kids that are trying to cross safely but now your entire vehicle has dominated the driveway.  tssk, tssk, tssk  I’m sure that car will have a fabulous new ‘key’ design on their door by the time the school year is over.
DO wear appropriate Mommy clothing that doesn’t distract others when you bend over to kiss your child goodbye.  Let’s save that look for a hot date night with the Hubby instead... sound good?
DON’T judge other Mommys’ AM attire as not everyone is a morning person and can look like they walked off the pages of a Nordstrom’s catalogue.  Even moi has morning challenges, though you would never know it of course!  Coffee stains down the front of a blouse, a forgotten pajama bottom as trousers or mismatched shoes can be quite endearing and remind us all that we’re only human and we do make mistakes.  It's okay... even if our shirt is inside out.
Well Darling, the pot is empty and I must get myself organized for the school year... I’ll start with buying a few new lipsticks to add to my morning routine, oooh, some new powder too.  Until next time my Dear Friend... Ta Ta!  

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