Monday, August 15, 2011

Bellybutton... Meet Your New Best Friends

Well Hello Darling... So glad you’re here!  I’ve got a special blend brewing for you today... it’s a little bit of sexy mixed with a pinch of gracefulness to fill your cup.
 I got the opportunity Friday night to look my MILFyest on my Hubby’s arm and accompany him to the spectacular Ritz Carlton for an annual social event for his company’s industry.  The mood of the event was a casual elegance that set high upon the bluffs overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
Enough about the venue and Pacific Ocean my Dear... let’s talk about my dress!  To be the MILFyest of the MILFs I picked a metallic gray, draped to there, halter, looow back dress... absolutely stunning!  I had the sales gal swooning, the tailor lost her breath, and the mirror before me told me that I looked divine‘SOLD!... to the MILF in the 2nd dressing room!’
Pulling up to the hotel’s valet, I realized an important detail that I had forgotten to scratch off my mental checklist when purchasing a sexy new dress... the lean forward test.
Coming to a halt curbside, I am frantically leaning forward looking down my nose into my chest to see how far down my dress reveals for anyone who happens to be in a one mile radius around my gorgeous self... hmmm... I see my neckline... my chest... OH, my bellybutton and beyond!  How delightful.    
Dear me, I am seconds away from the car door opening and suddenly, that dream of me  balancing two giant Cokes on a tray with 2 pieces of Sbarro's broccoli cheese pizza in the middle of the food court at the lunch time rush when a friend sneaks up behind me, pulls down my pants, steps on my waistband and screams at full lung, "Check me out!" entered the forefront of my mind as I see the valet reaching for the door handle.

Do I do the shimmy side to side maneuver to get out of this slammed to the ground sports car?  Nah, my dress is knee length and showing off my gorgeous legs is never a problem.  It's the coming out party for my navel that has got my lipstick in a smudge...  
I know!  I’ll hold my wonderful drape close together with one hand, reach for the helping hand with the other... wait a second, what about my purse and shawl?  I must have missed that chapter on, 'Short Dress, High Heels... The Art of Getting Out of a Car'...  Hmmm, this is harder than I had previously anticipated!   
Yes Darling, I did finally get out of the car.  I’m not sure how I pulled it off without the whole world viewing my navel and beyond, but I must have done it ever so gracefully, as the valet and those around him wouldn’t stop staring and grinning at my lovliness... 

Oh look, my cup is empty... I think I'll look up 'graceful car exit strategies' on Google.  Maybe they'll have a picture of me from Friday night!  Until next time my Sweet... Ta Ta!   



30 comments:

  1. Who needs a book you are the IT girl!!!!
    You better believe those boys were staring they've had to let out enough silver haired ladies who haven't seen their bellybuttons in decades@@

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  2. Wow i really love the way you described yourself, sounds really cool. Hope you have a nice day.

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  3. You have a really nice blog. Anna

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  4. being a girl is so stink'n hard sometimes..tho being glam is its own reward mostly :)

    would love to see a pic of you in your dress...

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  5. That dress sounds amaaaazing. I hope you had a good time!

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  6. Lady B Darling, it takes an IT Gal to spot another... xoxo

    My Dear Michael A, I've got to keep information like that a mystery, except to those young valets... lol xoxo

    Hello May Darling, Welcome! I'm sure you could describe yourself as a MILF too... xoxo

    Hello Anna my Darling, thanks for the kind words... xoxo

    My Dear HJ, How about I shock and awe everyone at the next BlogHer by wearing that dress? lol xoxo

    VV Darling, I looked amaaaazing in that dress! A good time was had for sure... xoxo

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  7. found your blog from the give a hoot hop. I love your writing and am following. Cant wait to read more!
    Gina
    www.ittybitty11.blogspot.com

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  8. It must be hard to be beautiful??!! lol
    I'd love to see a photo of the dress.... you can crop your head out if you like..
    I bet those Valet boys are hoping you'll be back this weekend!!

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  9. Hello and Welcome my Dear Gina, SO happy you stopped by! Will come by your place just as soon as I powder my nose... xoxo

    Well Helloooo Sarah Darling, Hard being beautiful? Oh come now my Dear, YOU know the answer to that! Cups Up my beautiful friend! xoxo

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  10. Thanks for stopping over and saying hi. :)

    I always wanted to buy a dress like that, but my mind always went to the spillage factor. And I'm not talking about spilling coffee all down the front of me. ;) Hope you had a fun night!

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  11. Welcome Steph Darling, I can only imagine what that spill may be... lol Cups Up! xoxo

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  12. Thanks for the laugh! I too need to look up graceful car exits on Google since I have a formal occassion coming up and I am far from graceful.

    Thanks for stopping by my blog!

    ~youre newest follower
    deaven
    www.ladieslike.net

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  13. You are a godess....Your faithful servant and stalker from a very wonderful place in NOCAL...
    Smooches

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  14. Deaven Darling, Good luck getting out of the car, I hope you're ride isn't as low as mine was! My best advice? Smile BIG... xoxo

    CM my Dear, I adore your comments and wonderful kisses! Right back at 'cha Lovey! xoxo

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  15. I think I need a dress... just.like.that! Love it Caffe! ;) xoxo

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  16. I miss my bellybutton! I'm working really hard to find it again. I think I need a tummy tuck. Been working out and just got my boobs to stand up again....wish me luck!

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  17. Ana Darling, YOU would look fabulous in any dress! xoxo

    Welcome CG Darling, standing boobs is a good thing... Good Luck and Cups Up! xoxo

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  18. Even though I drive a truck and wear muddy combat boots, I think your blog if fabulous!

    Dorothy
    http://alaskanbookie.blogspot.com/
    Twitter -->> @akchocoholic

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  19. Hello Dorothy, Welcome my Dear! Trucks and muddy boots can be quite a fantasy for those with a vivid imagination... hmmm, let me think about it for a minute! lol Cups Up Darling! xoxo

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  20. Caffe

    yes, wear the dress to Blogher! I'm thinking of doing a post on the outfits for Sparklecorn, I was so freaked about it I ended up not taking any dresses..but turned out the two I had considered would not have fit, it was for sure a MILF crowd, next time I will know what to shop for!

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  21. Terrific image of that scene! Glad you were able to get out of that car!

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  22. Ah, the adventures that fashion brings into our lives. Love the post, Caffe! x

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    1. Thank you Darling! Thanks for sopping by... xoxo

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  23. I only know how NO TO get out of a car - Google Britany, Paris and the like - more hohas than you can shake a stick at. Mamma always said wear panties just in case....

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    1. Aww shucks Connie Darling... you mean I was supposed to wear panties?? lol xoxo

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  24. You are by far, my ever favorite MILF and I bow to your greatness. I must simply have a gander at that dress darlin'...even if it's a photo on the hanger.

    I luv ya girl...you know that!

    Sharon

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    1. I looked HOT!!!! One day Darling, I'll reveal myself to you and the "Naughtys"... Kisses your way... XXXXX

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Hello Darling,

Have you seen the latest collection of lipstick colors?? Oooooh, I can't help myself! Thanks for stopping by... xoxo

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