Where've I Been??

Helloooooo Darling!  It's soooo nice to be here with you!  Thank you for stopping by and checking in on little ole meee!  Yes, yes I know you've missed me and wondering where the heck can that MILF be?  Come sit, make yourself comfy and let me fill you in...

I... ummm... I... am I stuttering?  I must be losing my touch!  I am writing on other sites *GASP* and saving the world with my FABulous knowledge and my colorful lipstick collection!  Really... I am!  You know how I've always been an advocate for awareness and transparency, well, I'm doing just that... spreading awareness so that those who are interested will have a more clear understanding of what's going on in the world that I'm saving.  How do you like them apples?  Well, I like my apples with just a bit of blush added to my wonderfully sculpted  cheekbones, then if you add a nice bold red on the lips... what were we chatting about?  Ohhh, we were talking about ME!  Well that's easy to do, of course I got side tracked!

So Darling, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!  How are you doing?  Are you still looking for that perfect shade of lipstick?  If you need help, you know I'd be more than happy to meet you at the nearest lipstick counter... So I'm off to save the world, just wanted to pop in and let you know that I'm still a MILF and I'm still FABulous!  Until next time my Dear Darling Friend... Ta Ta!  xoxo

Red... HOT... Romance...

Hello helloooooo my Darling Friend!  It's that FABulous time of the year when I run to the store and buy myself a brand new RED lipstick for this lovey dovey special occasion!  And this lovey dovey occasion is a bit SPICIE! 

With a little wink and a wee bit of charm, Spicie.com has graciously let moi be a guest writer... and guess what the topic is??  Go ahead... guess!  NO!  Not lipsticks!  Now why would you ever think that Darling?  Ha!  Okay, yes, you're half right!  SEX!  I mean, not sex, MILFs and romance... ummm... Valentine's Day!  You know me my Dear, never one to shy away from telling you like it is and I think crotchless undies are in order!  Did I just say that out loud?  Why yes, yes I did!  So head on over and let me know you stopped by... maybe you have some other ideas to add to my list? 
 Valentine Tips for Keeping it Spicie 

Happy Valentine's Day my Dear Darling Friend!  xoxo

Drive You DUMB Mommy DRIVE!

Well hello hello my Dear Darling Friend!  So FABulous that you stopped by... come make yourself comfy and let me fill your cup with a nice hot brew of, ‘Pay the Hell attention when you drive and put your stupid phone down!’  Hmmm... maybe that brew is a little toooo hot? Make sure you blow on it Dear, I don’t want you to burn yourself...

Keeping my gorgeous self fit is a must as I have a reputation to uphold, my long legs and tight abs are truly to die for!  One of my favorite ways to stay MILFy is by going out for an early morning run.  While running, I get to fantasize about getting locked in Sephora with no one there except me and every single lipstick... reds and plums... berries and pinks... corals and... huh?  Where did you come from?  OHhhh... that’s right, running!  I was getting there Darling... I just got a wee bit distracted!

Yes, yes running to stay my MILFyest!  The other morning I was making my way home back from my run when it happened... I, Caffeinated OC Mommy was a mere inch away from being flattened to the ground by some idiot Mommy who was not paying attention to me in the crosswalk, but looking at not her smart phone, but her DUMB phone!  What the heck?!  I saw my life and my  lipstick collection pass quickly before my eyes and at the same time... my feet were floating in midair doing a little jig to avoid the inevitable!  BUT... someone up above was looking out for moi as not a hair on my pretty little head was out of place when it was over and the only damage that occurred was my inability to breathe at that precise moment. 

So, listen up my Dear... do me a favor... I know you probably do, but just in case... put the phone down when you drive, it can wait until the car engine is turned off.  Drive safe for you, drive safe for your family and please drive safe when you see me fantasizing about my lipstick collection!  My cup is empty and all this talk about lipstick and fantasies has now motivated me to run quickly to the nearest lipstick aisle at my favorite place to buy peanut butter!  Off you go... Ta Ta for now Darling!  

You are NOT Going to Bring Your Sick Child to Class are You Darling?

Hello my Dear Friend!  Welcome welcome... come make yourself comfortable and let me fill your cup with a nice fresh brew of 'Sniffle sniffle cough cough'.  As promised, a new Mommy Lesson starts right now...

The cold season is among us and I'm sure you heard that it is one of the worst in a very long time.  It's sooo bad in the state of Massachusetts that they have declared a state emergency!  Oh my... There has been so much in the news, I've seen much on Facebook and even Twitter has a hash tag for #epidemic about all who is unhealthy.  What to do what to do... how can we help to not spread these sick germs?  DON'T SEND YOUR SICK KID TO SCHOOL!  Ahem... excuse me, I need to touch up my lipstick as it got just a tad bit smudged with that last sentence... be right back...

Ahhh... much better!  Now where was I?  Oh yes, sending unhealthy, hacking, runny nosed, sore throat kids to school!  How could any Mommy send their sick child to school?  Now that I think about it... bring them to a play date, a sports class, a music festival, a party, the movies, the grocery store... how about not taking your sick child anywhere except to their bed to get some rest!  Who are these Mommys?  Well I know for sure that it's not you my Darling.

We've all seen these poor kids, hacking away and sneezing and sniffling between taekwondo kicks and piano pieces... it's not their fault, the poor Darlings take their cue from... from... those Mommys who don't give a damn or are unaware that their child has runny green snot hanging off their bottom lip!  Ewww... gross!  I just got reminded of a visual... BLECH!

Sooooo.... well now my Dear, do you tell that Mommy to take her child home?  Or at least ask that Mommy why she has brought her coughing child to the party?  I certainly do as I want to know exactly what it is that my family will be catching so I can at least prepare myself by sanitizing the door handle of the exit before I make my escape with my child in hand!

My my... I'm getting a bit worked up and it's not good for my complexion!  Breathe Caffe breathe... 
I need to run Darling... I need to go to the store and stock up on wipes and Lysol and maybe a new lipstick... or 4 lipsticks... yes, that will make me feel much better!

Until next time my Dear Friend, stay healthy and take your vitamins... Ta Ta!

Happy New Year Darling!

Hello my Darling Darling Friend!  Yes, it HAS been a long time and I am SOOOO glad to be back!  I've missed you... have you missed me?  Silly question as I know you did!  

So tell me, how was your holidays?  Did you buy any FABulous new lipsticks for the occasion?  Well, you know I did!  I can't help myself, I'm a MILF Darling!

I've been thinking about the new year and reflecting about the old, and the numero uno thought that comes to my mind?  Uh huh, baaaaaaad Mommys... you know my Dear, bad parenting, unawareness, unsafe, unskilled, unlipsticked... 'Umm Caffe?  Unlipsticked?  Really?'  But Darling... it goes with the complete package of UN!

The parenting of today has my lipstick in utter smudgeyness and now I'm on a mission to fix it!  Just like my lipstick... soooo, Mommy Lessons are in the works and I have a feeling that there will be many needing to take these courses. But not you of course, because I know how absolutely FABulous you already are!  

So excuse me my Dear, I must get started with the new curriculum for upcoming Mommy Lessons... OH, first homework assignment... buy yourself a FABulous new lipstick... of course!  Until next time my Sweet... Ta Ta!

One of my FAVorite Holiday Songs!

The Sparkling Holiday Season Has Arrived 

Dashing to the store

Lipsticks I need more

All they have is red

Red is such a bore

How 'bout sparkly plum

I think I'll buy just one (or two, or three, or four...)

What joy to pick a new lipstick

Being Caffe is so much FUN!

OH...

Plums & pinks

Plums & pinks

Plums & pinks for MEeee...

I Vote for... LIPSTICKS for ALL!

I'm tired of politics Darling... let's talk about LIPSTICK!

Politics Caffe??

Hello my Dear Friend... I’m absolutely delighted that you stopped by!  Come make yourself comfortable, I’ve got a fresh pot of, ‘Yup... I’m going there!’ to fill your cup... 

I know Darling, I’m always pushing the boundaries of how far I can get my views and ideas across the BlogSphere... I can’t help it, the MILF speaks and all are interested wether they want to be or not.  My sights right now are not on the holiday lipstick collection *GASP!* but on the upcoming elections. 

Yes, yes... I know you’ve warned me in the past about talking politics, but Darling... this election is SOooo important for women and their daughters daughters daughter!  So how about instead of me talking about it, well, I’ve got some Darling Friends over at Spicie.com who’ve been writing about women’s hot topic issues and why this election is so very important to all of us.  They’re a FABulous bunch over there...

Sooo... over the next few weeks, I’ll be posting up relevant information written for women by women, compliments of Spicie.  I’m not going to tell you how to vote Darling, or who to vote for, I’m just putting information out there that may give a new view or an “Ah HA!” moment to help out when making decisions in the voting booth.  Stay informed my Dear, I am... Cups Up!

 Fight Like A Girl

There has been so much in the news lately about women’s rights or as the media labels it, The War on Women, that it can be hard to keep up.  But keep up we must, as every little piece of information is relevant to the upcoming election in November.  For me, this election is not about...     http://spicie.com/human-rights/fight-like-a-girl/

Me? Fickle??

Why yes my Darling Friend... I am ABSOLUTELY fickle.  Just like my morning lipstick routine, red, no, berry, not today, shimmery coral... oooh!  I know, I know, I said... Good Bye!  But Good byes are just soooooo hard... I'll miss YOU, even more than my lipstick collection... sheesh, I'm not as bold as I used to be, I seem to be getting a bit sheer...

Well my Dear, you're not getting rid of me that easily... errr, huh?  I left you?  *oh*  Can I come back? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?  With sugar and cream and a hot pink lipstick??  *sniffle sniffle*  For a little while longer?  xoxo

Lipstick, Better Than Peanut Butter! A Revisit...

Hello, hello my dear friend! So delighted to have your company. My goodness, it’s been awhile hasn’t it? I’ve been so busy sitting in front of my vanity experimenting with colorful lipsticks and eyeshadows that I completely lost myself in the moment of my Diva-Ness! Let me fill your cup and you make yourself comfortable. Are you good? Good!

Living in the OC there are so many beautiful places and beautiful faces. With all this beauty around me, I like to keep current on all the latest and greatest little beauty finds that keep my reflection in the mirror oh, so divine!

With summer around the corner, I like to keep my beauty routine to a bare minimum and instead, exude my natural exotic beauty with a few key items. I never said I was modest when it comes to how I look in the mirror... but hey, I DO love sharing beauty products that I can’t live without, at least until the next colorful lipstick rolls my way!

One of my favorite places to purchase beauty in a jar is at Target. I didn’t plan on Target for my beauty needs, I love the counters at the fancy department stores and the seductive fragrances that come with, but for some reason the cosmetic aisles at Target always avert my eyes from being focused on my ‘to get list’ of the day. It must be the lighting and colors that make my eyes do a double take whenever I pass these aisles! No wonder the cosmetic companies pay bank for their marketing, it’s working and their hypnotic affect they have on a lipstick fiend like me with all those wonderful colors... Accckkkk.... I just can’t take it! I’ll take one in Savy, one in Sweet Crimson, one in Berry Wine...

My list says ‘peanut butter’ and there is definitely not a jar of creamy Jif sitting across from Revlon. I know that. My kids know that. But I like to pretend that it’s just a quick pit stop and that the peanut butter is near by the lipsticks and I can see the peanut butter from the reflection of the cellophane wrapper that the lipsticks are in so that means the Jif is near by. But it’s not.

At the check out counter I have about a dozen new lipsticks and OH MY GOSH, I forgot the peanut butter! But now that I’ve spent all that time entranced by beautiful colors, I don’t have time to run back to get the Jif and the lines have gotten long. Oh well, I’ll put it on my list for next time!

Oh my, I’ve gone down the path of endless lipsticks and no peanut butter! I was supposed to chat about favorite beauty items for summer and somehow my delirious behavior took over with no self control from my part and now the pot is empty! The pot is empty? Oh good! That’s my cue to go fix my lipstick...

Ta Ta! xoxo