Thursday, February 6, 2014

Where Are You Midnight Rose?!


I wanna be loved by yoooooou by YOU and nobody elssssse but yoooooou!!  Hmmm... leopard or lace?  Let me think...  Ohhhhhh! *ahem* I didn’t hear you come in... you startled me Darling!  Well, now that you’re here, let me fill your cup with a nice, warm blend of... 'Mischievous Allure!'  Ooooh, I’ll take a refill!

So tell me my Dear Friend... any seductive plans in your near future?  Hmmmmmm?   It’s coming up you know, in less than 2 weeks will be the day that roses sell out of the flower shops... lacy lingerie will be worn in all different shades of naughty and music and candlelight will set the mood for a night of sizzling, hot and heavy... is it getting warm in here?  What was I saying?  Oh yes, SEX!  I mean, ROMANCE! 

Sheesh!  I can’t concentrate!  How many more days is it until Valentine’s Day?  Pass me the calendar my Darling...  Oh my goodness!  It’s closer than I had previously anticipated!!  What to do what to do!  Okay, deep breath in... blow out... keep a calm head like moi, as I am always prepared for the unexpected... 

First things first, buy a new lipstick!  Well of course Darling!  I am a lipstick fiend!

There’s nothing quicker than a sexy shade of Midnight Rose on your pretty little pucker, a pair of strappy stilettos wrapped around your ankles, a glass of bubbly in your right hand and a spritz of a scent that tells the nose, “Come a little closer...”  Dressing is optional!  Ooooh La La my eyes are starting to blur it’s sooooo steamy in here!

*Looking for the door through the steam*  I found it!  Phew!  What?  Where am I going?  To the store my Dear Friend!  I’m off to find Midnight Rose and a few of her friends... Don’t mind me, help yourself to more ‘Mischief’... We’ll chat again!  Happy Valentine’s my Darling Friend!  xoxo

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Lipsticks, Lipsticks, and a Happy 2014 Filled with... LIPSTICKS!

Hellllllllloooo Darling!  Happy, Happy New Lipsticks Year!  Oh my, what a year 2013 has been and I can't wait to tell you all about it!  Ooooh, and I can't wait to chat about what's to come for 2014... I have a feeling that it has to do with lipsticks and Baaad Mommys... two of my favorite topics besides... Moi!  You know my Dear, I've been traveling the aisles of cosmetics lately and reflecting on my fabulousness and I realized something important... no, not a new shade of lipstick... it's the friendships I've made and the cups I've filled through this blog called, "Caffeinated OC Mommy" that has stayed in my heart since our last conversation and I can't seem to shake it, well, actually, I don't want to.  So, with that being said, I've decided to keep my MILFy attitude at a place that I'm quite comfortable with... here with YOU Darling!

Here's to a New Year of filled cups, MILFy attitudes, lots of laughs, and of course... what would I do without a new lipstick or two or twenty?  Until next time my Sweet... Cups Up! and Ta Ta!  xoxo

Monday, August 12, 2013

Double Trouble

Hello HELLO my Darling Darling Friend!!  Why YES!  I'm feeling a bit doubley... you know, like when I buy lipsticks... double the pleasure double the fun?  Caffe!  Where have you been and what are you talking about?  It's Meeeeeee!  The MILF!  And I feel FABulous!  So much so that I have to do everything at least twice!  Huh?  Yes, okay, I will talk in MILFspeak so that you can clearly understand my intentions when I say that I need another lipstick... another lipstick?  See?  I had to say lipstick twice... Come sit and let me fill your cup with a nice blend of, 'Catch Up to Caffe!'

LOL!!  Darling, I've missed you and I know that you've missed me too!  I mean, who's gonna tell you about all those back to school antics that comes with such brainless characters like the neighbor down the street who lets her kid.... ummm... well, are YOU my neighbor?  Well, I best not chat about that quite yet... and then there's that time that the TP got stuck high in the tooooo tall tree that I told my Swiffer Gal Pal to not... uhhhh... what was I saying?  I dunno, some kids in the neighborhood or something like that.. *ahem*  Lipstick!  Yes, yes... lipsticks is what I do best!  Let's talk about lipsticks and the best way to apply it to the bathroom mirror when leaving a sexy message for your ever beloved... Oooooooh, that sounds like a gooooood idea!

Oh my goodness!  I am all over the place!  I'm just soooo excited to chat with you my Dear, I think I need to switch to decaf and come back when the caffeine has exited my bloodstream just a bit... I can't control myself, so I'll exit gracefully now and head to the nearest lipstick aisle and after I've bought a dozen few new lipsticks, I'll come back, settle down, and we'll have a lovely little chat about, well, moi!  Until next time my Darling Friend... when I get back from my buying spree... Ta Ta!   xoxo

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Ohhhhhhh MY!

Hello my Darling Friend!  Just wanted to check in and let you know that YOU my Dear Friend are FABulous!  Virtual hugs and kisses floating your way... xoxo

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Where've I Been??

Helloooooo Darling!  It's soooo nice to be here with you!  Thank you for stopping by and checking in on little ole meee!  Yes, yes I know you've missed me and wondering where the heck can that MILF be?  Come sit, make yourself comfy and let me fill you in...

I... ummm... I... am I stuttering?  I must be losing my touch!  I am writing on other sites *GASP* and saving the world with my FABulous knowledge and my colorful lipstick collection!  Really... I am!  You know how I've always been an advocate for awareness and transparency, well, I'm doing just that... spreading awareness so that those who are interested will have a more clear understanding of what's going on in the world that I'm saving.  How do you like them apples?  Well, I like my apples with just a bit of blush added to my wonderfully sculpted  cheekbones, then if you add a nice bold red on the lips... what were we chatting about?  Ohhh, we were talking about ME!  Well that's easy to do, of course I got side tracked!

So Darling, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!  How are you doing?  Are you still looking for that perfect shade of lipstick?  If you need help, you know I'd be more than happy to meet you at the nearest lipstick counter... So I'm off to save the world, just wanted to pop in and let you know that I'm still a MILF and I'm still FABulous!  Until next time my Dear Darling Friend... Ta Ta!  xoxo

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Red... HOT... Romance...

Hello helloooooo my Darling Friend!  It's that FABulous time of the year when I run to the store and buy myself a brand new RED lipstick for this lovey dovey special occasion!  And this lovey dovey occasion is a bit SPICIE! 

With a little wink and a wee bit of charm, Spicie.com has graciously let moi be a guest writer... and guess what the topic is??  Go ahead... guess!  NO!  Not lipsticks!  Now why would you ever think that Darling?  Ha!  Okay, yes, you're half right!  SEX!  I mean, not sex, MILFs and romance... ummm... Valentine's Day!  You know me my Dear, never one to shy away from telling you like it is and I think crotchless undies are in order!  Did I just say that out loud?  Why yes, yes I did!  So head on over and let me know you stopped by... maybe you have some other ideas to add to my list? 
 Valentine Tips for Keeping it Spicie 

Happy Valentine's Day my Dear Darling Friend!  xoxo

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Drive You DUMB Mommy DRIVE!


Well hello hello my Dear Darling Friend!  So FABulous that you stopped by... come make yourself comfy and let me fill your cup with a nice hot brew of, ‘Pay the Hell attention when you drive and put your stupid phone down!’  Hmmm... maybe that brew is a little toooo hot? Make sure you blow on it Dear, I don’t want you to burn yourself...

Keeping my gorgeous self fit is a must as I have a reputation to uphold, my long legs and tight abs are truly to die for!  One of my favorite ways to stay MILFy is by going out for an early morning run.  While running, I get to fantasize about getting locked in Sephora with no one there except me and every single lipstick... reds and plums... berries and pinks... corals and... huh?  Where did you come from?  OHhhh... that’s right, running!  I was getting there Darling... I just got a wee bit distracted!

Yes, yes running to stay my MILFyest!  The other morning I was making my way home back from my run when it happened... I, Caffeinated OC Mommy was a mere inch away from being flattened to the ground by some idiot Mommy who was not paying attention to me in the crosswalk, but looking at not her smart phone, but her DUMB phone!  What the heck?!  I saw my life and my  lipstick collection pass quickly before my eyes and at the same time... my feet were floating in midair doing a little jig to avoid the inevitable!  BUT... someone up above was looking out for moi as not a hair on my pretty little head was out of place when it was over and the only damage that occurred was my inability to breathe at that precise moment. 

So, listen up my Dear... do me a favor... I know you probably do, but just in case... put the phone down when you drive, it can wait until the car engine is turned off.  Drive safe for you, drive safe for your family and please drive safe when you see me fantasizing about my lipstick collection!  My cup is empty and all this talk about lipstick and fantasies has now motivated me to run quickly to the nearest lipstick aisle at my favorite place to buy peanut butter!  Off you go... Ta Ta for now Darling!  

Thursday, January 10, 2013

You are NOT Going to Bring Your Sick Child to Class are You Darling?

Hello my Dear Friend!  Welcome welcome... come make yourself comfortable and let me fill your cup with a nice fresh brew of 'Sniffle sniffle cough cough'.  As promised, a new Mommy Lesson starts right now...

The cold season is among us and I'm sure you heard that it is one of the worst in a very long time.  It's sooo bad in the state of Massachusetts that they have declared a state emergency!  Oh my... There has been so much in the news, I've seen much on Facebook and even Twitter has a hash tag for #epidemic about all who is unhealthy.  What to do what to do... how can we help to not spread these sick germs?  DON'T SEND YOUR SICK KID TO SCHOOL!  Ahem... excuse me, I need to touch up my lipstick as it got just a tad bit smudged with that last sentence... be right back...

Ahhh... much better!  Now where was I?  Oh yes, sending unhealthy, hacking, runny nosed, sore throat kids to school!  How could any Mommy send their sick child to school?  Now that I think about it... bring them to a play date, a sports class, a music festival, a party, the movies, the grocery store... how about not taking your sick child anywhere except to their bed to get some rest!  Who are these Mommys?  Well I know for sure that it's not you my Darling.

We've all seen these poor kids, hacking away and sneezing and sniffling between taekwondo kicks and piano pieces... it's not their fault, the poor Darlings take their cue from... from... those Mommys who don't give a damn or are unaware that their child has runny green snot hanging off their bottom lip!  Ewww... gross!  I just got reminded of a visual... BLECH!

Sooooo.... well now my Dear, do you tell that Mommy to take her child home?  Or at least ask that Mommy why she has brought her coughing child to the party?  I certainly do as I want to know exactly what it is that my family will be catching so I can at least prepare myself by sanitizing the door handle of the exit before I make my escape with my child in hand!

My my... I'm getting a bit worked up and it's not good for my complexion!  Breathe Caffe breathe... 
I need to run Darling... I need to go to the store and stock up on wipes and Lysol and maybe a new lipstick... or 4 lipsticks... yes, that will make me feel much better!

Until next time my Dear Friend, stay healthy and take your vitamins... Ta Ta!


Friday, January 4, 2013

Happy New Year Darling!

Hello my Darling Darling Friend!  Yes, it HAS been a long time and I am SOOOO glad to be back!  I've missed you... have you missed me?  Silly question as I know you did!  

So tell me, how was your holidays?  Did you buy any FABulous new lipsticks for the occasion?  Well, you know I did!  I can't help myself, I'm a MILF Darling!

I've been thinking about the new year and reflecting about the old, and the numero uno thought that comes to my mind?  Uh huh, baaaaaaad Mommys... you know my Dear, bad parenting, unawareness, unsafe, unskilled, unlipsticked... 'Umm Caffe?  Unlipsticked?  Really?'  But Darling... it goes with the complete package of UN!

The parenting of today has my lipstick in utter smudgeyness and now I'm on a mission to fix it!  Just like my lipstick... soooo, Mommy Lessons are in the works and I have a feeling that there will be many needing to take these courses. But not you of course, because I know how absolutely FABulous you already are!  

So excuse me my Dear, I must get started with the new curriculum for upcoming Mommy Lessons... OH, first homework assignment... buy yourself a FABulous new lipstick... of course!  Until next time my Sweet... Ta Ta!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

One of my FAVorite Holiday Songs!

The Sparkling Holiday Season Has Arrived 



Dashing to the store
Lipsticks I need more
All they have is red
Red is such a bore

How 'bout sparkly plum
I think I'll buy just one (or two, or three, or four...)
What joy to pick a new lipstick
Being Caffe is so much FUN!

OH...
Plums & pinks
Plums & pinks
Plums & pinks for MEeee...
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