Caffe's Greatest Hits... Better than Lipstick??

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Caffe is IN the HOUSE!!!

Well HELLO Darling!!!

Welcome, welcome... it's been ages!  I am SOoo happy that you've stopped by and checked in on little ole me!  Come in, have a sat, I was just brewing up a nice warm pot of "It's been waaay too long" to fill your cup with!

Look at you! Stand up and do a turn for me! But Caffe, you just told me to have a sat!  I know, I know, but I haven't seen you in years Darling and I wanted to see how much you've become, well, SO much MILFYier since the last time I saw you!  That is a word?  Why question why, after all, I'm Caffe and if I want MILFYier added to my dictionary, so be it and add it to yours too Darling!  And YES, you look DeeeVINE  my Lovely Friend!  You haven't changed not one bit.  Meee?  Well, of course my Dear, with my long legs and flirty smile... I AM the #1 MILF after all! *wink wink*

Now let's get down to business, you know, talking about... well... ME!  I do have enough stories to fill an entire library after all! With my quest for finding the perfect shade of lipstick for my pretty little pucker, it has been an endless adventure... ahhhh lipsticks!  They do keep me busy! Is my adventure over? Never!

So in the spirit of the FABulous Moi and because you missed me SOoo very much, I've decided to return for a bit and give you my Darling Friend some new perspectives from an older and wiser a BRAND NEW Caffe!! How lovely!

We can be Besties and talk about, well... Me... and talk about lipstick... and... and... more lipstick! Oh yes *clap clap clap* lots to chat about! 

Now Darling, please remember that I can get easily distracted around the makeup counter at Nordie's... and the aisles at Sephora have me spinning out of control! So I will do my very best... Caffe's honor... to come back and give you my full report on the latest and greatest... LIPSTICK COLORS!! Yippeeeeeee! I KNEW you'd be delighted! 

So off you go... I soooo enjoyed the chat, but it's now time to do what I always do... Find a new shade of Berry, because you know that's my FAVorite thing to do...

TaTa my Darling... See you in the lipstick aisle! xoxo 

NEVER too Many!

Oh my... I think I may have too many lipsticks!  Did I just say that out loud??

Where Are You Midnight Rose?!

I wanna be loved by yoooooou by YOU and nobody elssssse but yoooooou!!  Hmmm... leopard or lace?  Let me think...  Ohhhhhh! *ahem* I didn’t hear you come in... you startled me Darling!  Well, now that you’re here, let me fill your cup with a nice, warm blend of... 'Mischievous Allure!'  Ooooh, I’ll take a refill!

So tell me my Dear Friend... any seductive plans in your near future?  Hmmmmmm?   It’s coming up you know, in less than 2 weeks will be the day that roses sell out of the flower shops... lacy lingerie will be worn in all different shades of naughty and music and candlelight will set the mood for a night of sizzling, hot and heavy... is it getting warm in here?  What was I saying?  Oh yes, SEX!  I mean, ROMANCE! 

Sheesh!  I can’t concentrate!  How many more days is it until Valentine’s Day?  Pass me the calendar my Darling...  Oh my goodness!  It’s closer than I had previously anticipated!!  What to do what to do!  Okay, deep breath in... blow out... keep a calm head like moi, as I am always prepared for the unexpected... 

First things first, buy a new lipstick!  Well of course Darling!  I am a lipstick fiend!

There’s nothing quicker than a sexy shade of Midnight Rose on your pretty little pucker, a pair of strappy stilettos wrapped around your ankles, a glass of bubbly in your right hand and a spritz of a scent that tells the nose, “Come a little closer...”  Dressing is optional!  Ooooh La La my eyes are starting to blur it’s sooooo steamy in here!

*Looking for the door through the steam*  I found it!  Phew!  What?  Where am I going?  To the store my Dear Friend!  I’m off to find Midnight Rose and a few of her friends... Don’t mind me, help yourself to more ‘Mischief’... We’ll chat again!  Happy Valentine’s my Darling Friend!  xoxo

Lipsticks, Lipsticks, and a Happy 2014 Filled with... LIPSTICKS!

Hellllllllloooo Darling!  Happy, Happy New Lipsticks Year!  Oh my, what a year 2013 has been and I can't wait to tell you all about it!  Ooooh, and I can't wait to chat about what's to come for 2014... I have a feeling that it has to do with lipsticks and Baaad Mommys... two of my favorite topics besides... Moi!  You know my Dear, I've been traveling the aisles of cosmetics lately and reflecting on my fabulousness and I realized something important... no, not a new shade of lipstick... it's the friendships I've made and the cups I've filled through this blog called, "Caffeinated OC Mommy" that has stayed in my heart since our last conversation and I can't seem to shake it, well, actually, I don't want to.  So, with that being said, I've decided to keep my MILFy attitude at a place that I'm quite comfortable with... here with YOU Darling!

Here's to a New Year of filled cups, MILFy attitudes, lots of laughs, and of course... what would I do without a new lipstick or two or twenty?  Until next time my Sweet... Cups Up! and Ta Ta!  xoxo

Double Trouble

Hello HELLO my Darling Darling Friend!!  Why YES!  I'm feeling a bit doubley... you know, like when I buy lipsticks... double the pleasure double the fun?  Caffe!  Where have you been and what are you talking about?  It's Meeeeeee!  The MILF!  And I feel FABulous!  So much so that I have to do everything at least twice!  Huh?  Yes, okay, I will talk in MILFspeak so that you can clearly understand my intentions when I say that I need another lipstick... another lipstick?  See?  I had to say lipstick twice... Come sit and let me fill your cup with a nice blend of, 'Catch Up to Caffe!'

LOL!!  Darling, I've missed you and I know that you've missed me too!  I mean, who's gonna tell you about all those back to school antics that comes with such brainless characters like the neighbor down the street who lets her kid.... ummm... well, are YOU my neighbor?  Well, I best not chat about that quite yet... and then there's that time that the TP got stuck high in the tooooo tall tree that I told my Swiffer Gal Pal to not... uhhhh... what was I saying?  I dunno, some kids in the neighborhood or something like that.. *ahem*  Lipstick!  Yes, yes... lipsticks is what I do best!  Let's talk about lipsticks and the best way to apply it to the bathroom mirror when leaving a sexy message for your ever beloved... Oooooooh, that sounds like a gooooood idea!

Oh my goodness!  I am all over the place!  I'm just soooo excited to chat with you my Dear, I think I need to switch to decaf and come back when the caffeine has exited my bloodstream just a bit... I can't control myself, so I'll exit gracefully now and head to the nearest lipstick aisle and after I've bought a dozen few new lipsticks, I'll come back, settle down, and we'll have a lovely little chat about, well, moi!  Until next time my Darling Friend... when I get back from my buying spree... Ta Ta!   xoxo

Ohhhhhhh MY!

Hello my Darling Friend!  Just wanted to check in and let you know that YOU my Dear Friend are FABulous!  Virtual hugs and kisses floating your way... xoxo

Where've I Been??

Helloooooo Darling!  It's soooo nice to be here with you!  Thank you for stopping by and checking in on little ole meee!  Yes, yes I know you've missed me and wondering where the heck can that MILF be?  Come sit, make yourself comfy and let me fill you in...

I... ummm... I... am I stuttering?  I must be losing my touch!  I am writing on other sites *GASP* and saving the world with my FABulous knowledge and my colorful lipstick collection!  Really... I am!  You know how I've always been an advocate for awareness and transparency, well, I'm doing just that... spreading awareness so that those who are interested will have a more clear understanding of what's going on in the world that I'm saving.  How do you like them apples?  Well, I like my apples with just a bit of blush added to my wonderfully sculpted  cheekbones, then if you add a nice bold red on the lips... what were we chatting about?  Ohhh, we were talking about ME!  Well that's easy to do, of course I got side tracked!

So Darling, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!  How are you doing?  Are you still looking for that perfect shade of lipstick?  If you need help, you know I'd be more than happy to meet you at the nearest lipstick counter... So I'm off to save the world, just wanted to pop in and let you know that I'm still a MILF and I'm still FABulous!  Until next time my Dear Darling Friend... Ta Ta!  xoxo

Red... HOT... Romance...

Hello helloooooo my Darling Friend!  It's that FABulous time of the year when I run to the store and buy myself a brand new RED lipstick for this lovey dovey special occasion!  And this lovey dovey occasion is a bit SPICIE! 

With a little wink and a wee bit of charm, Spicie.com has graciously let moi be a guest writer... and guess what the topic is??  Go ahead... guess!  NO!  Not lipsticks!  Now why would you ever think that Darling?  Ha!  Okay, yes, you're half right!  SEX!  I mean, not sex, MILFs and romance... ummm... Valentine's Day!  You know me my Dear, never one to shy away from telling you like it is and I think crotchless undies are in order!  Did I just say that out loud?  Why yes, yes I did!  So head on over and let me know you stopped by... maybe you have some other ideas to add to my list? 
 Valentine Tips for Keeping it Spicie 

Happy Valentine's Day my Dear Darling Friend!  xoxo

Drive You DUMB Mommy DRIVE!

Well hello hello my Dear Darling Friend!  So FABulous that you stopped by... come make yourself comfy and let me fill your cup with a nice hot brew of, ‘Pay the Hell attention when you drive and put your stupid phone down!’  Hmmm... maybe that brew is a little toooo hot? Make sure you blow on it Dear, I don’t want you to burn yourself...

Keeping my gorgeous self fit is a must as I have a reputation to uphold, my long legs and tight abs are truly to die for!  One of my favorite ways to stay MILFy is by going out for an early morning run.  While running, I get to fantasize about getting locked in Sephora with no one there except me and every single lipstick... reds and plums... berries and pinks... corals and... huh?  Where did you come from?  OHhhh... that’s right, running!  I was getting there Darling... I just got a wee bit distracted!

Yes, yes running to stay my MILFyest!  The other morning I was making my way home back from my run when it happened... I, Caffeinated OC Mommy was a mere inch away from being flattened to the ground by some idiot Mommy who was not paying attention to me in the crosswalk, but looking at not her smart phone, but her DUMB phone!  What the heck?!  I saw my life and my  lipstick collection pass quickly before my eyes and at the same time... my feet were floating in midair doing a little jig to avoid the inevitable!  BUT... someone up above was looking out for moi as not a hair on my pretty little head was out of place when it was over and the only damage that occurred was my inability to breathe at that precise moment. 

So, listen up my Dear... do me a favor... I know you probably do, but just in case... put the phone down when you drive, it can wait until the car engine is turned off.  Drive safe for you, drive safe for your family and please drive safe when you see me fantasizing about my lipstick collection!  My cup is empty and all this talk about lipstick and fantasies has now motivated me to run quickly to the nearest lipstick aisle at my favorite place to buy peanut butter!  Off you go... Ta Ta for now Darling!  

You are NOT Going to Bring Your Sick Child to Class are You Darling?

Hello my Dear Friend!  Welcome welcome... come make yourself comfortable and let me fill your cup with a nice fresh brew of 'Sniffle sniffle cough cough'.  As promised, a new Mommy Lesson starts right now...

The cold season is among us and I'm sure you heard that it is one of the worst in a very long time.  It's sooo bad in the state of Massachusetts that they have declared a state emergency!  Oh my... There has been so much in the news, I've seen much on Facebook and even Twitter has a hash tag for #epidemic about all who is unhealthy.  What to do what to do... how can we help to not spread these sick germs?  DON'T SEND YOUR SICK KID TO SCHOOL!  Ahem... excuse me, I need to touch up my lipstick as it got just a tad bit smudged with that last sentence... be right back...

Ahhh... much better!  Now where was I?  Oh yes, sending unhealthy, hacking, runny nosed, sore throat kids to school!  How could any Mommy send their sick child to school?  Now that I think about it... bring them to a play date, a sports class, a music festival, a party, the movies, the grocery store... how about not taking your sick child anywhere except to their bed to get some rest!  Who are these Mommys?  Well I know for sure that it's not you my Darling.

We've all seen these poor kids, hacking away and sneezing and sniffling between taekwondo kicks and piano pieces... it's not their fault, the poor Darlings take their cue from... from... those Mommys who don't give a damn or are unaware that their child has runny green snot hanging off their bottom lip!  Ewww... gross!  I just got reminded of a visual... BLECH!

Sooooo.... well now my Dear, do you tell that Mommy to take her child home?  Or at least ask that Mommy why she has brought her coughing child to the party?  I certainly do as I want to know exactly what it is that my family will be catching so I can at least prepare myself by sanitizing the door handle of the exit before I make my escape with my child in hand!

My my... I'm getting a bit worked up and it's not good for my complexion!  Breathe Caffe breathe... 
I need to run Darling... I need to go to the store and stock up on wipes and Lysol and maybe a new lipstick... or 4 lipsticks... yes, that will make me feel much better!

Until next time my Dear Friend, stay healthy and take your vitamins... Ta Ta!

Happy New Year Darling!

Hello my Darling Darling Friend!  Yes, it HAS been a long time and I am SOOOO glad to be back!  I've missed you... have you missed me?  Silly question as I know you did!  

So tell me, how was your holidays?  Did you buy any FABulous new lipsticks for the occasion?  Well, you know I did!  I can't help myself, I'm a MILF Darling!

I've been thinking about the new year and reflecting about the old, and the numero uno thought that comes to my mind?  Uh huh, baaaaaaad Mommys... you know my Dear, bad parenting, unawareness, unsafe, unskilled, unlipsticked... 'Umm Caffe?  Unlipsticked?  Really?'  But Darling... it goes with the complete package of UN!

The parenting of today has my lipstick in utter smudgeyness and now I'm on a mission to fix it!  Just like my lipstick... soooo, Mommy Lessons are in the works and I have a feeling that there will be many needing to take these courses. But not you of course, because I know how absolutely FABulous you already are!  

So excuse me my Dear, I must get started with the new curriculum for upcoming Mommy Lessons... OH, first homework assignment... buy yourself a FABulous new lipstick... of course!  Until next time my Sweet... Ta Ta!

One of my FAVorite Holiday Songs!

The Sparkling Holiday Season Has Arrived 

Dashing to the store

Lipsticks I need more

All they have is red

Red is such a bore

How 'bout sparkly plum

I think I'll buy just one (or two, or three, or four...)

What joy to pick a new lipstick

Being Caffe is so much FUN!

OH...

Plums & pinks

Plums & pinks

Plums & pinks for MEeee...

I Vote for... LIPSTICKS for ALL!

I'm tired of politics Darling... let's talk about LIPSTICK!

Me? Fickle??

Why yes my Darling Friend... I am ABSOLUTELY fickle.  Just like my morning lipstick routine, red, no, berry, not today, shimmery coral... oooh!  I know, I know, I said... Good Bye!  But Good byes are just soooooo hard... I'll miss YOU, even more than my lipstick collection... sheesh, I'm not as bold as I used to be, I seem to be getting a bit sheer...

Well my Dear, you're not getting rid of me that easily... errr, huh?  I left you?  *oh*  Can I come back? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?  With sugar and cream and a hot pink lipstick??  *sniffle sniffle*  For a little while longer?  xoxo

Lipstick, Better Than Peanut Butter! A Revisit...

Hello, hello my dear friend! So delighted to have your company. My goodness, it’s been awhile hasn’t it? I’ve been so busy sitting in front of my vanity experimenting with colorful lipsticks and eyeshadows that I completely lost myself in the moment of my Diva-Ness! Let me fill your cup and you make yourself comfortable. Are you good? Good!

Living in the OC there are so many beautiful places and beautiful faces. With all this beauty around me, I like to keep current on all the latest and greatest little beauty finds that keep my reflection in the mirror oh, so divine!

With summer around the corner, I like to keep my beauty routine to a bare minimum and instead, exude my natural exotic beauty with a few key items. I never said I was modest when it comes to how I look in the mirror... but hey, I DO love sharing beauty products that I can’t live without, at least until the next colorful lipstick rolls my way!

One of my favorite places to purchase beauty in a jar is at Target. I didn’t plan on Target for my beauty needs, I love the counters at the fancy department stores and the seductive fragrances that come with, but for some reason the cosmetic aisles at Target always avert my eyes from being focused on my ‘to get list’ of the day. It must be the lighting and colors that make my eyes do a double take whenever I pass these aisles! No wonder the cosmetic companies pay bank for their marketing, it’s working and their hypnotic affect they have on a lipstick fiend like me with all those wonderful colors... Accckkkk.... I just can’t take it! I’ll take one in Savy, one in Sweet Crimson, one in Berry Wine...

My list says ‘peanut butter’ and there is definitely not a jar of creamy Jif sitting across from Revlon. I know that. My kids know that. But I like to pretend that it’s just a quick pit stop and that the peanut butter is near by the lipsticks and I can see the peanut butter from the reflection of the cellophane wrapper that the lipsticks are in so that means the Jif is near by. But it’s not.

At the check out counter I have about a dozen new lipsticks and OH MY GOSH, I forgot the peanut butter! But now that I’ve spent all that time entranced by beautiful colors, I don’t have time to run back to get the Jif and the lines have gotten long. Oh well, I’ll put it on my list for next time!

Oh my, I’ve gone down the path of endless lipsticks and no peanut butter! I was supposed to chat about favorite beauty items for summer and somehow my delirious behavior took over with no self control from my part and now the pot is empty! The pot is empty? Oh good! That’s my cue to go fix my lipstick...

Ta Ta! xoxo

Until Next Time my Dear Dear Friend...

Hello hello my Darling Friend, I am soooo happy that you’re here!  Come in, have a sat, let me fill your cup with the most delicious... steamiest ever... one of a kind... last call... What?!  Last call on what?

Well my Dear, it’s been fun.  That’s all you have to say?  Of course not Darling, when am I ever at a loss for words?  Not to mention lipsticks... I’m never at a loss for lipsticks!  Berry, hot pink, sparkly mauve... Caffe!  Get to the point!

Hmmph... I’m working on it, I’m working on it... no lipstick chat for me?  Nope.  Okay, alright, my nose is powdered and I’ve got my boldest shade of red on so here I go...  

Caffeinated OC Mommy was created just about a year and almost a half ago as a place that I could go to, and write anything I want... anything.  Who would have thought that my little ole blog would cause such a ruckus!  Mommy Lessons were always a favorite as together we got a good chuckle at the bad parenting that has run amuck in today’s society, then there’s me and butt crack... who knew I’d become such a magnet... Ewwwww!  Lipstick, MILF, lipstick, MILF... how did it all start?

It just did.  I wrote, you came and gave me my nickname, Caffe, which I adore with all my heart.  I call you Darling and Dear, you call me Dahling, Daaaling and Dalink.  I blow you kisses, and you forever return them with Muuwah!  The best is when you send me an email, and tell me all about the lipstick you bought and it reminded you of me.  Do you know how very special that is?

Your friendship means the world to me and I will never forget you.  How could I forget your witty charm and FABulous personality?  Yes my Dear, I am saying Ta Ta... but don’t forget... Caffeinated OC Mommy was just as much YOU as she was me.

Until Next Time my Dear Dear Friend... Cups Up! & Ta Ta!  xoxo 

          

Blogging Tips From the FABulous Caffe...

Well Hello hello my Dear Friend... I'm delighted that you've stopped by!  I've been out and about chatting with many about the lovely BlogSphere, and because I'm meee... I am constantly asked how to be a FABulous blogger and what are my tips.  So come make yourself comfy, let me fill your cup and let's get started on what makes for a FAB blogger...

Tip #1- It's all in the choice of your lipstick color Darling!  Wear the color that most resembles your mood for the day and you will find that your writing will match that kick-ass shade of red that you applied on your pretty little pucker.  Huh?  Not the kind of tips you were looking for?  Oh right my Darling, I guess that only works for me.   

Tip #2- Let's see... hmmm... now that I've mentioned lipstick, I'm having a difficult time focussing on what I'm supposed to be helping you with!  So to make it easier for me to not mention to you how many lipsticks I have in my purse at this very moment, I will link some of my favorite tips and advice and you choose which one that might be the most helpful for you.  Deal?

So take your time Lovely... let yourself out when you're finished... Caffe?  Where are you going?  To find my purse Darling... I remembered that I left my new shade of color in my bag and... well...ummm... I'm a LIPSTICK FIEND I can't help myself!

Writing Tips
Bogging? or Blogging? Helpful Tips from Caffe...

Lip Balm on Sandpaper... I Don't Think So!

Blog Hops and the Etiquette of Hopping Around

Manners Matter... Even for FAB Bloggers Like Myself

Caffe's Thoughts On Blog Hops... Quite Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn!

Social Media

Do Those Inbreeding Savages Wear Lipstick? (Triberr)

Klout? Is That A New Lipstick Color?

Google+ Lessons For Caffe...

Blog Awards

Shhhhhh... It's a Secret!

Hmmm...

... now where did I put that new tube of lipstick??

Hello Darling! I'm Not in at the Moment...

... but please leave your name and tell me your favorite shade of lipstick and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done drooling over the lipstick counter... Beeeeeeep!