Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Where've I Been??

Helloooooo Darling!  It's soooo nice to be here with you!  Thank you for stopping by and checking in on little ole meee!  Yes, yes I know you've missed me and wondering where the heck can that MILF be?  Come sit, make yourself comfy and let me fill you in...

I... ummm... I... am I stuttering?  I must be losing my touch!  I am writing on other sites *GASP* and saving the world with my FABulous knowledge and my colorful lipstick collection!  Really... I am!  You know how I've always been an advocate for awareness and transparency, well, I'm doing just that... spreading awareness so that those who are interested will have a more clear understanding of what's going on in the world that I'm saving.  How do you like them apples?  Well, I like my apples with just a bit of blush added to my wonderfully sculpted  cheekbones, then if you add a nice bold red on the lips... what were we chatting about?  Ohhh, we were talking about ME!  Well that's easy to do, of course I got side tracked!

So Darling, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!  How are you doing?  Are you still looking for that perfect shade of lipstick?  If you need help, you know I'd be more than happy to meet you at the nearest lipstick counter... So I'm off to save the world, just wanted to pop in and let you know that I'm still a MILF and I'm still FABulous!  Until next time my Dear Darling Friend... Ta Ta!  xoxo

8 comments:

  1. Welcome back, lady! And yes, I need a new shade. What color says "I'm overtired, underpaid, and in need of a colonic?"

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  2. GIRL what the hell.........we miss ya and was wondering where the hell you have been....sending you much lip gloss love

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  3. Welcome back! Hope to hear more chit chat in the near future :)

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  4. glad to hear that you are still around, Caff!

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  5. Thanks for checking in with us Caffe and doing your part to keep us beautiful.

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  6. I love your beautiful blog I really liked your article as it is very interesting to read thank you.

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  7. Hi Caffe! I'm Heather and I was hoping you could answer a question I have about your blog! If you could email me at Lifesabanquet1(at)gmail(dot)com that would be great :-)

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Hello Darling,

Have you seen the latest collection of lipstick colors?? Oooooh, I can't help myself! Thanks for stopping by... xoxo

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