Monday, August 1, 2011

Is Mommys' Night Out Important? Go Ask the Swiffers!

Hello my Darling, back so soon? Oh you think I don’t know... but I know what you want and why you’ve come back so quickly... you want to hear all about my night out with the Swiffers! Ha! Well you’ve come at the right time as I’ve got a fresh pot of ‘Mommys’ Night Out’ to fill your cup...


I just adore having a night out with the galz, and last Thursday was a night to remember. We all met up at Riptide Sushi over at Kaleidoscope in Mission Viejo, and let me tell you... the galz were looking HOT! So hot in fact that the bartenders were ignoring all their other customers and the stares and the glares of those sitting near us were aiming in our direction.  My, my, if you ever want the bartenders’ attention, the husbands sneaking a peek, and the women giving you their best sneer, just show up with 20 of your MILFyest friends and watch all of the side shows come to life.


Have you gone on a Mommys’ Night Out since the last time I asked?  You do remember that I said it was important, right?  Well it is, and let me reiterate from that last conversation that we had a few months back...


#1- There Are No Kids! How’s that for a start?  We all love our children, but sometimes we just have to feel young and sexy and preMommyish... do you know what I mean?  Of course you do!  So put on your CFM shoes, wear your see through baby doll top with your ripped up stripper jeans (Gurl... you know who I’m talking about!), and behave wild and free, guilt free because there is no wrong in feeling sexy and confident around your Galz!


#2- Instant Therapy. There was LOTS of therapy going on Thursday night, advice and hugs were going all around.  Conversations of kids becoming adults, marriages reconciling, new divorcee and her exciting new sex life, court litigation with a soon to be ex... oh yeah, you name it, we talked about it, then we held our glass in the air and toasted to a new day... There is not one couch out there that is more helpful than a group of MILFs sharing a bottle (or 2, maybe 3... okay I don’t remember how many bottles!) of wine together and exchanging views with each other... good or bad, we toasted, we hugged and we refilled our glasses.


#3- Laugh Out Loud Fun! This is pretty self explanatory and I don’t think you need examples of this.  Some lol moments from Thursday night you ask?  Now that my Dear Friend, will get me and a few others into trouble!  I am not going to talk about the Peter Penis song that was serenaded to Dr. R at Derby’s.  I will not talk about taking back the $20 bill out of the tip jar because the request for a song was not honored in a timely manner.  I most certainly will not speak a word about the type of dancing these so called Mommys were doing with the bar rail... And I for sure am not going to tell you about those poor, poor boys that had no idea that they just walked into a Lion’s Den (let’s change Lion into Cougar instead) when all they wanted to do was follow us to the next happening spot on our path. Oh no... no I will not, besides, my cup is empty and looky here, we drank the whole pot! 


“But Caffe, you’re just getting to the good stuff!”  I know my Darling, but being the Caffeinated OC Mommy that I am, a good cuppa and a quick tease keeps one coming back for more... and you know I brew a delicious blend!  So until next time my Lovely, I expect you to go out and enjoy a good Mommys’ Night Out and when you do, remember this... Cups Up! xoxo

13 comments:

  1. I LOVE and ENJOY a GNO! No guilt from this mama;-)

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  2. I always have a great time when I go out with my hot mamas! love them all <3

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  3. This post just made me realize I'm long past due for a GNO. Thanks for the reminder of how much fun and yes, therapeutic they are.

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  4. I had a GNO last weekend w/my younger gal Besties! No corkage fee + Gulfstream = a dangerously good time ;)

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  5. Best way to let off steam! Night of drinks, gossip and laughter with my beasties :)


    The Twerp and I

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  6. Well Helloooo Lovelies! I see you all are up for a good night out, well, except for Ana who went last week... Thanks for stopping by, I'm off to powder my nose... xoxo

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  7. you rock, Caff! (still voting for you!)

    xxoo

    am I going to see you at blogher??

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  8. Thank you so much my Dear HJ! Yes, I'm voting for you too whenever it will let me... the darn 24 hour rule... No, no BlogHer for me this time, but you have a wonderful time! xoxo

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  9. When I grow up I want to be just like you. A MILF and proud of it! =)

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  10. You reminded me I NEED a night out! Thanks for visiting from the hop today. I'm a new follower!

    http://confessionsofafrugalmind.blogspot.com/

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  11. Well Hello my Darling TKD Hottie, there's always room for more MILFs in the world, we make the world so much more...FUN... off to powder my nose... xoxo

    Hello Julia Darling, Welcome, welcome and thank you so much for stopping by... Cups Up! xoxo

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  12. Oh I am so in need of another GNO, but mine would be a little more boring, ahem, I mean conservative: everyday clothes, tall glasses of sprite, and maybe...bowling. I know you're dying to hang out with me! :)

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  13. My Dear GGM, I'd hang out with you anytime, anywhere... Blowing kisses... xoxo

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Hello Darling,

Have you seen the latest collection of lipstick colors?? Oooooh, I can't help myself! Thanks for stopping by... xoxo

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