The Perfect Recipe to Cook a Turkey...

How To Cook A Turkey*

Step 1: Go buy a turkey 

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven 

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey 

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens 

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink 

Step 7: Turk the bastey 

Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get 

Step 9: Stick a turkey in the thermometer 

Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

 Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours 

Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

 Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick 

Step 14: Turk the carvey 

Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch 

Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 

Step 17: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!




Have a wonderful holiday Darling!  xoxo




*How To Cook A Turkey was found by Googling,"How To Cook A Turkey Funny"