Hello my Dear Friend, so delighted that you are here to visit! I’m glad you made it here safely as the driving I witnessed today was quite awful! I’ve got a freshly brewed pot of,
‘Why Are You Driving SO Friggin’ Fast?’ to fill your cup...
SLOW DOWN! There... I said it. And I’ll say it again, “SLOW DOWN YOU STUPID MOMMY... Your most precious cargo is in the car with you!!”
I don’t get it. Is our society in such a hurry to get from point A to point B that safety no longer matters even when children are in the car? Have we lost our minds that when we get behind the wheel of our cars we become invincible? And the business of driving has gotten so lax! I constantly see Mommys doing the most ridiculous tasks while steering in a street full of traffic, or worse, on the freeway...
Really? You really need to check your text now?
No, you’re dog doesn’t have a license!
Trying to discipline your child in the back seat when you are in the front seat driving is not a good idea.
You’re kidding! A bottle of foundation?
Cigarette, coffee cup, and a bluetooth? Is there a pair of hands on the steering wheel somewhere?
Mascara and the phone in your ear?
Absolutely ridiculous Darling! And these are the very culprits that are going mach 3000 in a parking lot where many children are running about, trying to get from one place to the next... Tsssk, tsssk, tsssk!
I wish I had a button in my car that when pushed, a very loud bullhorn would appear and with a forceful voice coming over the speaker... “HEY, STUPID MOMMY! STOP BEING SO STUPID!” Then a sticker would appear out of thin air and land on their back bumper and permanently stay, no matter how hard they try to scrub it off. It would read... UNSAFE MOMMY DRIVER... and after 6 months, depending on how well they’ve been driving, the sticker would start to fade.
How’s that wild idea? lol
Well my Dear, my cup is empty and I need to get back and finish my prior project... I’m trying to scrub my back bumper, but no matter how I scrub it, it doesn’t want to come clean! Oh well... until next time my Darling... Ta Ta!