Thursday, December 29, 2011

Sexy MILF... Need I Say More?

Hello my Darling Friend!  Sooo happy that you're able to stop by and fill your cup one last time before the year is over.  

Can you believe it?  In just a few days we will lift our cups to the memories of 2011, and toast to the hopes and dreams of what 2012 will bring.  And I personally would like 2012 to bring me a lipstick shade named after... Moi!  How 'bout it?  wink wink

2011 definitely brought some fun memories here at Caffeinated OC Mommy, I got the chance to meet some FABulous bloggy friends (which of course you are at the top of my list) and giggle my pretty little head off with so many witty comments and charming perspectives.  And let's not forget about all those creative adjectives that I like to use quite frequently... Butt Crack, MILF, Floozy, Smudged... which brings me to... the #1 post of 2011!!  Caffe, how did that bring us to the #1 post?  Because I said!  And it makes perfect sense to me...

Out of all the posts of 2011, leaving the rest behind... I'm Hot, You're Not!  Become A MILF in 5 Easy Steps takes the #1 spot!  Wow!  Now I know what's on your mind!

So here's to sexy MILFs strutting their stuff in 2012!  Cups Up Darling!!  xoxo

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Cup's Up! Quote of the Week...

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."  Mae West

Hmmm... New Year's resolution, try something new...  I know!  How about a new shade of lipstick!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Holiday Kisses Blowing Your Way...

Hello my Darling Friend... Tis the season to wish you a most FABulous Christmas!  I'm off to enjoy my family, you do the same!  Cups Up!  xoxo

Monday, December 19, 2011

Holiday Schedule+Chaos = More Lipsticks for Caffe!

Well Helloooo my Darling Friend... I’m absolutely thrilled that you found your way here!  With the holidays in full swing, schedules are a chaotic mess and I need to clone myself to be everywhere for each member of the family at... of course... the same time!  But wouldn’t that be fun?  I could wear more than one lipstick color at any given moment!
Caffe, how do you do it?  How are you able to insert ‘lipstick’ into any topic of conversation!
Because I’m Caffe Darling!  I’m a compulsive lipstick fiend that can’t even remember what I’m talking about as soon as I mention, lipstick... Lipstick, hmmmm... oh yes, I have many shades of pinks, berries, some reds, sheers... What were we talking about again?
Well, since we’re on the subject of lipstick... I found some wonderful lipsticks that you could use!  Imagine that?  I actually thought of you while lipstick shopping for me!  

OH... now I remember what we were talking about!... Hectic, busy schedules, that’s where I left off... so hectic in fact that I’ve completely run out of time and I’m leaving before I’ve even filled your cup!  But help yourself to some brew... I’m off to my next rendezvous... shopping at my favorite place to buy more peanut butter ... TaTa!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Holiday Shopping...

Yes Darling, I'm off to the stores... Be back just as soon as I find every single shade of color for my lips cross off every gift off my list!   xoxo

Friday, December 9, 2011

Not Again! The Butt Crack Chronicles Revisited

Hello my Dear Friend... I’m SO delighted to be feeling much better and filling your cup once again!  Today’s brew is a delicate blend of, ‘Just say no! mixed with Do you know what you look like from behind?’ to fill your cup...
Just before I got this wicked cold, I went to the market to buy lots of ginger and garlic to put into a pot of chicken soup... Littlest had the sniffles and I was hoping the soup would not only help her out, but maybe keep the entire family from getting sick as well.  My Grandmother believed in the magic powers of ginger and garlic to help keep our bodies healthy during the cold season... so I was on my way to the store to purchase some of this magic.
This should be an easy peasy errand... go to the market, get ginger, OH, looky here, the garlic is right there next to the ginger... let me get one more box of chicken broth, just in case... now off to the checkout counter. 
Standing in line I couldn’t help but observe the Mommy with her stroller directly in front of me.  Nothing strange and unusual about that.  I noticed that she used the underneath of her stroller to place her items in, instead of using a cart.  Yep, I used to do that all the time too, especially when you only have a few things to purchase.
And then she started to bend over to retrieve her goods... OH  NO  SHE DIDN’T!!!  It was deja vu and I was back in the Target parking lot with Littlest in tow
 Shock took over my body and my vision must have been temporarily impaired as I stood behind her perplexed... Am I looking at Joe the Plumber’s twin sister?, or worse... his wife?  And now they have a little one in the stroller that will one day be showing off his crack in the 'rear' future to the horror of the many who will stand behind him... Why yes, yes I did see Joe and a good three... THREE inches of crack staring back at me and my garlic!!  
My body was motionless, yet my mind was screaming into a megaphone... STOP!  PLEASE!  You only have 4 items, can’t you take them all out at once?  What?  NO, not again!!  You’re ruining my lipstick! 
Her crack-a-lantern was within an arms reach of me and if I were playing for the LA Lakers, I could have slam dunked my garlic cloves right down the middle and I could have earned extra bonus points for fitting the ginger pieces in as well... Double the points for the box of chicken broth!
Unloading these 4 items seems to take her forever and I don’t even know if I’m still breathing... I think.... I think.... I think the magic powers of the ginger and garlic I was holding in my hands was not working, and I soon realized there are limitations to what ginger and garlic can ward off.  I don’t think this was the type of magic my Grandmother was referring to!
Well Darling, I must be feeling better to fix you a cup like this!  Refill?  No?  I guess you’re right, I don’t want another cup either.  Before you leave, I must do my duty as any good Mommy would... turn around, bend over... phewww... okay, you’re good!  Until next time my Dear Friend... watch out for unsuspecting cracks in your daily activities... TaTa! 

Monday, December 5, 2011

Sniffle... Cough... Sniffle...

Ahhhh...CHOOOOOO!  Sniffle, sniffle... cough, cough... sniffle, sniffle... I'll be back as soon as my nose isn't the same color as my favorite lipstick...

Friday, December 2, 2011

Cups Up! Quote of the Week...

"Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich."  ~Author Unknown

Just like my rich shade of sparkly plum lipstick!

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