Thursday, July 7, 2011

Floozy on the Loose... Am I SO Wrong?

Well Helloooo my Dear Friend, how are you?  Yes, I know it’s been awhile and you’ve probably been wondering what I’ve been up to.  Come sit down and let me fill your cup...
All this time you may have thought I was unpacking from my trip to Kansas, and maybe that’s why I haven’t been around.  ‘Gee, Caffe sure is taking a long time unpacking her lipsticks...’  I have a confession for you.  A little secret that I hope you won’t judge me harshly when you find out.  I’ve been, well, I’m trying to be lady like and all, but there’s no way to get this out without the possibility of being viewed as... loose.  Or should I say, promiscuous?  ‘I wonder where she could be now?  Or who she’s with?’  Oh no, I’m not that naughty, maybe a little mischievous at times but hardly promiscuous, at least not in my mind... Help me my Darling to answer the question that is burning inside of me tinged with guilt... Is it so wrong of me to love more than one?  Can’t I have as many as I want and not feel like I’m betraying the other?  Yes!  Yes, I will love them all and not care what anyone thinks of me!  I can’t help it, I am addicted and I want more!  I am a Google Friend Connect Floozy!  There, I said it.  I said it and I’m not taking it back!
I can’t control myself, I love all these varieties of blogs and the triumphant feelings I get when I push that little Follow button... ahhhhh... the power to make someone smile when they see my pretty little picture and that I, that little ‘ol me, can elevate someone’s day with a push of my finger.  Wow, now that I put it that way, I can make this whole GFC thing sound quite sexy!  Now I’m not a one night stand kind of gal, push the button and run...  I like it a little more playful, leave a comment here, leave a comment there, entice my new found friend and hope for them to stop by and join me for a cup of something friendly.  And when they do, they always do... WHAMO!  I tell them all about Monkey Repellant!  How can you not like monkey repellant?
Now that I have confessed to you my addictive behavior for anything that is a blog, you’ll understand why I get so lost in the BlogSphere, forgetting myself and enjoying my many rendezvous of the online world where it’s okay if my lipstick doesn’t match my outfit and my behavior is actually accepted by our fellow bloggers.  So if you happen to stop by and you haven’t heard from me in a bit, don’t be alarmed, I’m probably out and about playfully commenting and enjoying using my finger!  Oh darn, the pot is empty... stop by another time and I’ll fill your cup with more confessions, more laughter and of course, more of me!  Have a wonderful day my Sweet... Ta Ta!  

13 comments:

  1. Lol, Darling Brittnay, I think your hormones are talking to you again! Thanks for the love... xoxo

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  2. Who says that a blogger has to love only one. Its good to be a Floozy with lots of blogs. Just fly in and give a little quip and move on. Keep the blogger wanting more of your caffeine fueled self.

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  3. Awww shucks my Sweet Bernie... and here I thought I was being naughty! xoxo

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  4. Hehe!!! LOVE IT!!! Yesterday my husband actually turned the light off in the room I was in to motivate me to get off the computer -- luckily for me, the computer screen is backlit. So I just sat there, tap-tap-tapping in the darkness.

    I am with ya, sista... I can't stop either!!! Smiles coming your way!

    -Jenn @Misadventures in Motherhood

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  5. hey, that is exactly how I feel, but you said it way more provocatively than I could! I love joining someone's GFC to make them happy :) !

    monkey repellent? I think I missed that post...will have to go search for it now...!

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  6. You are so cute! ;) You always make my day when you stop by my page and comment. I guess that I can call you my drug dealer. By the way, I just noticed that we had the same template. ahahahhahah. It kind of felt like my highschool prom all over again. Don't worry, I changed my "dress"!

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  7. Oh monkey repellant--you leave us no choice but to come back. I like reading lots of blogs too, though yours does out. Who doesn't want to read, "Hello Dear Friend..." Love it!

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  8. Darlings Jenn, HJ, Miranda, and GGM, blowing kisses to you all with my fabulous new shade of pink on my lips... xoxo

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  9. @Dear Miranda, Really? Someone wore your prom dress to your dance without telling you? No wonder you have such a great sense of humor! xoxo

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  10. "I got off the phone and rushed to the mirror to make sure my makeup was still intact and that I still looked as gorgeous as ever. Phew"
    Oh my gosh!!! You're cracking me up! I love it.

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  11. Hahaha. Good to know some people love Monkey Repellent too. I'm also a damn bad naughty blog reader. Visiting from Supporter's Squad.

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  12. VV Darling, Welcome! Anybody who can wear a green floozy dress with an attitude is my kind of gal! xoxo

    Nekky Dear, thanks for keeping me company in the naughty department! Cups Up! xoxo

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Hello Darling,

Have you seen the latest collection of lipstick colors?? Oooooh, I can't help myself! Thanks for stopping by... xoxo

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