Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Talk of the OC... Sexy Style for a MILF Named, "Caffe"

Hello my Dear Friend, absolutely thrilled that you are here!  Come sit down and let me pour you a warm cup of ‘I need to make sure I look HOT’ and let’s see what we can come up with...
Yes Darling, I’ve got several social engagements coming up and one in particular that needs my full attention on the MILF factor.  The first is a “Swiffer” event and all of the hottest MILFs from my ‘hood’ will be in attendance.  I’m not particularly worried about my fashion choice for this get together as the girlz all know exactly how hot I am and as long as I have my long, tan legs to bare, they’ll know I mean business!  And the business at hand will be at a club with an 808 bump that we “Swiffers” can move our hips to.  I’m sure there’ll be some jealous types at the party, but give them a shot of Stoli Elit and I’m sure they’ll warm up.  I’ll give you all the delicious details next week after this little soiree is just a faint memory and all gossiping has come to subside.  They'll gossip.  They always gossip about the “Swiffers.”

Now this next event is the one that needs me to play the Sex Goddess role, well, I don’t really need to play the role, but I do need to look absolutely, extra-specially, MILFy on my Hubby’s arm and make all those other execs wish they were going home with me...  So with that in mind, this is where I need YOU!  “Oh Caffe, you’re so wonderfully stylish already, why in the world would you ever need my advice?”  Because Lovey, you’re on my side and what fun we could have over the next few weeks planning my strategy of becoming the MILF that everyone is talking about!  So now that you know what I’m up to, please leave me some of your sexy style tips.  I want to look glamorous with a hint of mischievous naughtiness... no hussy look for me, and I’m not interested in looking like one of those ‘housewives’.... Oh my... my cup is empty, but I do have to run.  I have much preparing ahead of me... Ta Ta Darling and we’ll chat real soon.

12 comments:

  1. My sexy style tip is moisturizer. Otherwise my face cracks like Death Valley. Also, I gave you an award for your MILFYness. MILFY. Possibly my new favorite word. Stop by and get it!

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  2. Thanks for the sexy tip VV Darling... An AWARD????? ME?? Oh my stars, I need to fix my lipstick, powder my nose... I need to get dolled up before I can come over and pick it up! Thank you, thank you Lovey, as, well, of COURSE you would think of me! Cups Up! xoxo

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  3. what ever you decide on wearing, put your sexiest lingerie on underneath... no one will see it, but you will oooooze sexiness :)

    and a sexy pair of heels always helps too!

    Kelly @ My Joy Project
    http://myjoyproject.blogspot.com/

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  4. My Dear Kelly, YOU must be a MILF! I can smell your Coco Chanel all the way over here... Thanks for the tip Darling! xoxo

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  5. I second the sexy pair of heels. Also, a bit of lacy bra peeking above a low-cut top.

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  6. Oooh HJ Darling, I knew you had it in you... the hot MILF homeschool Mommy that you are... sexy heels? I will put that on my to do list. Found a dress yesterday, can't wear a lacy bra with a looow cut back... Oooo La La! xoxo

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  8. Not quite the advice I was looking for Raj... I may be a MILF, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid...

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  9. Hi! Thank you so much for your welcome note! :)
    Your blog is so much fun!! And I love the name of it!
    I'm definitely following!
    Hmmm, my tip would be jet black mascara and bronzer!
    Whenever I don't have a lot of time, those 2 products always seem to come to the rescue! :)
    You go girl!
    Maria

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  10. Welcome Maria Darling! Jet black mascara & bronzer? Check! Cups Up! xoxo

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  11. Fun post!! It helps when you are the artsy type to pay attention to detail and be creative and be your own brand of artistic in all you wear!

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  12. Why Thank you for stopping by A Darling! Creativity and lots of laughter while dressing always make for a fun style... Cups Up! xoxo

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Hello Darling,

Have you seen the latest collection of lipstick colors?? Oooooh, I can't help myself! Thanks for stopping by... xoxo

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