Welcome, welcome... it's been ages! I am SOoo happy that you've stopped by and checked in on little ole me! Come in, have a sat, I was just brewing up a nice warm pot of "It's been waaay too long" to fill your cup with!
Look at you! Stand up and do a turn for me! But Caffe, you just told me to have a sat! I know, I know, but I haven't seen you in years Darling and I wanted to see how much you've become, well, SO much MILFYier since the last time I saw you! That is a word? Why question why, after all, I'm Caffe and if I want MILFYier added to my dictionary, so be it and add it to yours too Darling! And YES, you look DeeeVINE my Lovely Friend! You haven't changed not one bit. Meee? Well, of course my Dear, with my long legs and flirty smile... I AM the #1 MILF after all! *wink wink*
Now let's get down to business, you know, talking about... well... ME! I do have enough stories to fill an entire library after all! With my quest for finding the perfect shade of lipstick for my pretty little pucker, it has been an endless adventure... ahhhh lipsticks! They do keep me busy! Is my adventure over? Never!
So in the spirit of the FABulous Moi and because you missed me SOoo very much, I've decided to return for a bit and give you my Darling Friend some new perspectives from
We can be Besties and talk about, well... Me... and talk about lipstick... and... and... more lipstick! Oh yes *clap clap clap* lots to chat about!
Now Darling, please remember that I can get easily distracted around the makeup counter at Nordie's... and the aisles at Sephora have me spinning out of control! So I will do my very best... Caffe's honor... to come back and give you my full report on the latest and greatest... LIPSTICK COLORS!! Yippeeeeeee! I KNEW you'd be delighted!
So off you go... I soooo enjoyed the chat, but it's now time to do what I always do... Find a new shade of Berry, because you know that's my FAVorite thing to do...
TaTa my Darling... See you in the lipstick aisle! xoxo
