Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Where've I Been??

Helloooooo Darling!  It's soooo nice to be here with you!  Thank you for stopping by and checking in on little ole meee!  Yes, yes I know you've missed me and wondering where the heck can that MILF be?  Come sit, make yourself comfy and let me fill you in...

I... ummm... I... am I stuttering?  I must be losing my touch!  I am writing on other sites *GASP* and saving the world with my FABulous knowledge and my colorful lipstick collection!  Really... I am!  You know how I've always been an advocate for awareness and transparency, well, I'm doing just that... spreading awareness so that those who are interested will have a more clear understanding of what's going on in the world that I'm saving.  How do you like them apples?  Well, I like my apples with just a bit of blush added to my wonderfully sculpted  cheekbones, then if you add a nice bold red on the lips... what were we chatting about?  Ohhh, we were talking about ME!  Well that's easy to do, of course I got side tracked!

So Darling, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!  How are you doing?  Are you still looking for that perfect shade of lipstick?  If you need help, you know I'd be more than happy to meet you at the nearest lipstick counter... So I'm off to save the world, just wanted to pop in and let you know that I'm still a MILF and I'm still FABulous!  Until next time my Dear Darling Friend... Ta Ta!  xoxo
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