Hello my Darling Darling Friend! Yes, it HAS been a long time and I am SOOOO glad to be back! I've missed you... have you missed me? Silly question as I know you did!
So tell me, how was your holidays? Did you buy any FABulous new lipsticks for the occasion? Well, you know I did! I can't help myself, I'm a MILF Darling!
I've been thinking about the new year and reflecting about the old, and the numero uno thought that comes to my mind? Uh huh, baaaaaaad Mommys... you know my Dear, bad parenting, unawareness, unsafe, unskilled, unlipsticked... 'Umm Caffe? Unlipsticked? Really?' But Darling... it goes with the complete package of UN!
The parenting of today has my lipstick in utter smudgeyness and now I'm on a mission to fix it! Just like my lipstick... soooo, Mommy Lessons are in the works and I have a feeling that there will be many needing to take these courses. But not you of course, because I know how absolutely FABulous you already are!
So excuse me my Dear, I must get started with the new curriculum for upcoming Mommy Lessons... OH, first homework assignment... buy yourself a FABulous new lipstick... of course! Until next time my Sweet... Ta Ta!