Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Short Shorts & The MILF Who Wears Them


Hello hello my Darling Friend... I’m absolutely delighted that you are here!  Come sit, I’ve brewed a fresh pot of ‘Who thinks that’s a good idea?’ to fill your cup...
I’m a MILF.  Uh huh, I am because I said so and words are powerful so if you believe it than it is... so I do and I am.  Oooh, I am just soooo confident!  Love that about moi!  And you should see me with a shimmery mauve on my pretty pucker, the whole room stops in their tracks... meee modest?  Never!
Ummm, Caffe?  What’s in your cup today?  What Darling?  My cup?  OHhh... yes, I uh... I was wanting to chat about the people who design little girls clothing and dressing them up like MILFs but it wouldn’t be MILFs it would be more like miniature Hoochie Mamas and I started going down the path of being a MILF and I got all lost talking about myself because I just adore talking about myself and... 
WAIT A SEC!  I wanted to talk about me being a MILF, did I do that?  YES Caffe you did!  Okay, good, because my point was, I can be a MILF but I don’t want to purchase clothing for my Littlest that I would purchase for myself because the clothing I buy is to entice my Hubby and I don’t think the clothes that are made for young girls are age appropriate and should be... enticing?  That’s what I wanted to say.
Littlest needs some new shorts for summer.  Okay, we can do that... off to the store we go.  Do you know what we found when we got there?  A collection of shorter than short shorts, shorts that looked like mini Daisy Dukes, shorts that were ripped up with holes in all the wrong places, and shorts that my Littlest said, “Why wear shorts?  You might as well just wear a bikini bottom!”  
Who designs these clothes and what were they thinking?  It’s bad enough to see short shorts on a Mommy that really shouldn’t be wearing them *see photo above* and then to see it on a 9 year old girl is just as jaw dropping that they are even allowed out of the house wearing that!  Yes, yes, everyone is different and it’s okay for some... but what is appropriate anymore?
Am I so wrong to want kids to look like kids, and to not have them wearing clothing that makes them look like a mini version of Katy Perry?  Yes, I know my Darling, I’m talking about shorts and only shorts and I kind of am overdoing it a bit... BUT, I’m not comfortable letting Littlest wear itsy bitsy teeny weenie shorts!  Maybe I’m old fashioned, I just don’t think it’s a good idea... for her not for me.
Oh looky, my cup is empty and I need to get back to the shopping mall... I saw the cutest little pair of short shorts... I mean, umm, shirts or uhh shoes... *Ahem*  Until next time my Dear Friend... Ta Ta!

6 comments:

  1. I always enjoy going to Target and seeing a twelve year old wearing short shorts with the word JUICY on their rear while they are with their mother...seriously? I am so happy to have a boy bc there would be NO WAY I would allow my daughter to wear that junk. And let's be honest, I've seen some older women who shouldn't either. Just because you can fit in Juniors doesn't mean you should, just sayin' ;-)
    Xxooxxoo

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    1. I think I'd like a pair of shorts with the word... MILF on my behind! See if you can spot me out at Target... lol Thanks for stopping by Darling... xoxo

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  2. It's the sexualization of youth. WTF is our society thinking???

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  3. I completely agree with you. Have 2 daughters myself, one is nearly a teenager and she doesn't dress like this. Lucky for me, she doesn't want to so we never have to fight about it. But many of her friends do.

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    1. Hello my Dear Lisa... YOU don't look like you should have teens! Ah HA! MILF, MILF, MILF! lol xoxo

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