Monday, May 7, 2012

Steamy, Hot, Sex... Turn the Heat Up Darling!


Hello hello my Dear Friend... so glad that you’re here!  Come sit, make yourself comfy as I’ve got a steamy blend to fill your cup with...
Steamy?  Yes, steamy!  This little chat that we are about to embark on might make the apples of your cheeks blush just a bit, but come on Doll... stay with me and I won’t tease you about how absolutely lovely you look with a bit of color added to them. 
Uh oh... Caffe?  What are you filling my cup up with this time?  Sex Darling... sex, sexy, erotic, seductive, smoldering... kind of like what I filled your cup with... Do you like?
Now that I’ve got your complete attention Darling... my question for you... are you keeping it hot and steamy in the bedroom?  CAFFE!  That’s a personal question and I don’t know if I can indulge!  Of course you can Darling... it’s meee!  Oh... alright... I’ll go first and then maybe your panties will loosen up a bit...
I’m telling you from LOTS of experience my Dear Friend... a healthy family starts with a healthy relationship between the “grown ups” in the household.  Fair enough?  Are you with me so far?  Sooooo, to keep a healthy relationship with your significant other... sexy is a very important part of keeping the relationship in top notch condition.  If you feel sexy, then your lover will feel sexy too.  
Why do you think I constantly call myself a MILF?  It evokes a sexy attitude that makes one feel like they can conquer the world.  And if you can conquer the world, it’s a guarantee that you can conquer the bedroom as well.  
Ooooh, it’s getting a bit warm in here... Now... since you’re acting a bit sheepish my Dear, I’ll tell you my top 5 MILFy tantalizing ways to start setting the mood in your day to help set your bedroom ablaze that night...
#1- Sexy undies.  Please, please, one more time... please don’t hide these in the back of your drawer waiting for that special night!  Wear them any day... every day is a special day that leads to a special night  special lunch break, special hide in the closet, special back seat in the car.
#2- What?  You don’t have sexy undies?  Well, not to worry my Dear.  I have the answer for that dilemma... Try not wearing anything under that skirt and see how free you feel with your sexuality.  Shhhh... it’s my your own little sexy secret.
#3- He’s not a mind reader Darling... you need to tell him how HOT he makes you feel.  If you whisper with a low groan in his ear at any given moment, “I want you” it works like a charm... every... time.
#4- Take risks Darling!  Come on, what’s there to lose?  Your Self in glorious passion??  Ooooh, that’s a risk I’d take any day!  You might get caught... but that’s what makes it oh so enticing... heart pounding... heavy breathing... QUICK!  Get me the fire extinguisher!!
And finally... #5- Tell yourself that you, my Dear Friend... are a Sex Goddess!  Go ahead... say it, I’m listening... Come on Darling, what are you waiting for?  Huh?  Not feeling it?!  But of course you are!  There is no one else that has shapely hips like you... or lips so yummy when you add a dab of shimmer to them... go ahead, put on those leopard print lacy undies and while you’re doing it, tell yourself, “I’m Sexy!  I’m HOT!  I’m a sex kitten in the bed!”  Do it for you... do it for him!  You won’t be disappointed and I bet your sheets will catch on fire!  
Pheeeew!  I think I need to powder my nose... or touch up my lips... no need for blush on these cheeks of mine!  Well my Darling Friend, I hope I’ve inspired you to live your sexy to the fullest... 

Why looky here, my cup is empty and if I drink anymore of this particular brew, I'll have to put out the fire that's burning inside... I think I'll get some fresh air and check the mail... Oooh look!  The newest Victoria’s Secret catalogue has just arrived... Until next time my Sexy Friend... Ta Ta!  

57 comments:

  1. wow caffe, the photo caught me by surprise! Hot stuff!

    I agree to it all! A happy husband is a joy to be around. My tip is to read Cosmo mag every month- lots of good tips and moves to try out!

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    1. Me?? Full of surprises as usual my Dear HJ... Now tell me about all those moves! lol xoxo

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    2. my best move to date involved a cup of ice water and a cup of hot water- have to give credit to Cosmo Mag for that one. I think I could have gotten a new car the next day if I had pushed for one ;)

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    3. A new car?? Oooh Darling... let's meet for coffee and you tell me ALL about it... you sex kitten you!! xoxo

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  2. Great post. I think you need to meet my wife for a coffee talk. That may just be a great business for you. I know lots of guys (including myself) who would gladly pay you to give their wives a few suggestions if a talk encouraged them in the right direction. :)
    http://www.harveywildlifephotography.ca

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    1. Oooh Harvey... Good idea! Send them my way, I'll MILF them up! xoxo

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  3. You got us reading:) funny the difference. You see for people from French background, this is such obvious stuff...:)) Maybe French speak more of sex, do it more? I think people should see sex more as a natural much needed piece of life and stop playing prude.

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    1. Completely agree with you Darling... I think the French in me wrote this post or, er... the MILF in me? lol xoxo

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  4. Love it. I feel as sexy as I've ever felt in my entire life, even when I'm home alone ;)

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    1. Did you see my status about a vibrator and a kick stand Darling?? lol xoxo

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  5. What can I say? Love your attitude - and I couldn't agree more. Well done!

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    1. And I AM well done at the end of my day... ; ) xoxo

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  6. Thank you Caffe! I'm ready for a drink and lunch! I hope the wind is gusting!

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    1. Gale force winds enough for you Rick Darling? lol xoxo

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  7. Nice, Caffe please :) This is worth reading for my evening.

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    1. This is worth reading every evening Darling... xoxo

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  8. Love a good strong morning cup...

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    1. Mmmmm... so do I Darling, so do I... xoxo

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  9. Yes dear, as the song goes "your hot , hot , hot !" Thanks

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  10. Wow, got my attention... now can I get the wife to read it? :)

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    1. Send her my way Darling... I have lots of sexy here to choose from... xoxo

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  11. Love the photo and your post - totally agree!

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  12. I may have to record this on an endless loop for my wife. She's so overstressed from work that she can't even begin to think of herself this way - even though I keep telling her...

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    1. Keep telling her my Dear Anon... or send her my way. Cups Up! xoxo

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  13. I.AM.A.SEX.GODDESS. There, I said it. Now to act like it...haha! Thanks for the inspiring words (not to mention photo) ;)

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    1. My Dear Jill... now say it at the top of your lungs to your Hubby in that sexy little outfit that's in the back of your drawer... xoxo

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  14. It's not working!!!

    I've been saying "I am a Sex Goddess" and "I’m Sexy! I’m HOT! I’m a sex kitten in the bed" but it's just not happening....

    The bloomin leopard print lacy undies are just way too tight and my man bits are falling out the sides....

    not only that but the wife is yelling at me that I've ruined her lacy knickers.

    I think we might have to re-think tip number 5.

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    1. OMGawd!!! LMAO!!!! Thanks for the giggles Darling! Yes, I'll rethink tip #5... lol xoxo

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  15. I love this hot post, I needed it;-) I haven't been feeling sexy lately. I ordered a little something from VS (early birthday present for me) and I am sure a fabulous present for the hubby;-) I did get some great tips from reading Fifty Shade of Grey hahaha!

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    1. I thought I might see you here my Darling! lol 50 Shades of Grey? Hmmm... something tells me to hurry up and buy the book... xoxo

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  16. Oh Caffe, I did NOT need to read all this! I'm getting divorced and well....yea, none of this is going on in my life. I look forward to it in the future though!

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    1. Michael A Darling, YOU are sexy my Dear, with or without a divorce... and I KNOW your lips look ever so exquisite... xoxo

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    1. Saves on make up products Darling... lol xoxo

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  18. Whew...I have to fan myself and cool down! Great tips my luv, and I'll start telling my reflection what we are beautiful MILFs

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    1. Sharon Darling,
      Please Doll... YOU are a MILF... I'd like to read that on your next post please... xoxo

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  19. A healthy sex life equals a healthy relationship most definitely~ One of the biggest mistakes a partner can do it to leave it all up to the other partner. The meaning of partner is that it is a two way street and everything should be a shared effort.
    Your article goes hand in hand with one I wrote quite some time ago, you may view it here:
    http://selfesteemblogforwomen.blogspot.ca/2010/04/sex-anywhereanytime.html

    Thank you so much for sharing your very well penned thoughts~

    Have a very nice day~
    Dorothyl

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    1. Ooooh Darling,
      Thanks for stopping by... I'll visit your place just as soon as I fix my lipstick and adjust my undies... xoxo

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  20. Love it Caffe! We have to keep it sexy! Not just for our hubbies... but for our milfy selves as well! xoxo =)

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    1. How come I'm only now seeing this? Sorry about that my MILFy Friend... xoxo

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  21. Magnificent site. Plenty of helpful information here.
    I am sending it to some friends ans additionally sharing in delicious.
    And obviously, thank you to your sweat!
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  22. Wow can't believe I hadn't read this one yet. Great stuff Caffe!

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    1. So my Dear Jason, did you get your HOT Wifey to read this? I'm sure SHE doesn't need it! lol xoxo

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  23. Wooo Hooo! Amen to that one. I totally agree... Move the sexy panties (or wear non at all) to the front. There's no special occasion like sex.

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  24. That was deliberately written to make me blush! (Even if you don't know me!)

    I should not be reading that before I get up in the morning. Cold shower, methinks!

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    1. My Dear Steve, HA! I DO know who you are... lol And your shower was good Darling? xoxo

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Hello Darling,

Have you seen the latest collection of lipstick colors?? Oooooh, I can't help myself! Thanks for stopping by... xoxo

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