Hello hello my Dear Friend... so glad that you’re here! Come sit, make yourself comfy as I’ve got a steamy blend to fill your cup with...
Steamy? Yes, steamy! This little chat that we are about to embark on might make the apples of your cheeks blush just a bit, but come on Doll... stay with me and I won’t tease you about how absolutely lovely you look with a bit of color added to them.
Uh oh... Caffe? What are you filling my cup up with this time? Sex Darling... sex, sexy, erotic, seductive, smoldering... kind of like what I filled your cup with... Do you like?
Now that I’ve got your complete attention Darling... my question for you... are you keeping it hot and steamy in the bedroom? CAFFE! That’s a personal question and I don’t know if I can indulge! Of course you can Darling... it’s meee! Oh... alright... I’ll go first and then maybe your panties will loosen up a bit...
I’m telling you from LOTS of experience my Dear Friend... a healthy family starts with a healthy relationship between the “grown ups” in the household. Fair enough? Are you with me so far? Sooooo, to keep a healthy relationship with your significant other... sexy is a very important part of keeping the relationship in top notch condition. If you feel sexy, then your lover will feel sexy too.
Why do you think I constantly call myself a MILF? It evokes a sexy attitude that makes one feel like they can conquer the world. And if you can conquer the world, it’s a guarantee that you can conquer the bedroom as well.
Ooooh, it’s getting a bit warm in here... Now... since you’re acting a bit sheepish my Dear, I’ll tell you my top 5 MILFy tantalizing ways to start setting the mood in your day to help set your bedroom ablaze that night...
#1- Sexy undies. Please, please, one more time... please don’t hide these in the back of your drawer waiting for that special night! Wear them any day... every day is a special day that leads to a special night special lunch break, special hide in the closet, special back seat in the car.
#2- What? You don’t have sexy undies? Well, not to worry my Dear. I have the answer for that dilemma... Try not wearing anything under that skirt and see how free you feel with your sexuality. Shhhh... it’s my your own little sexy secret.
#3- He’s not a mind reader Darling... you need to tell him how HOT he makes you feel. If you whisper with a low groan in his ear at any given moment, “I want you” it works like a charm... every... time.
#4- Take risks Darling! Come on, what’s there to lose? Your Self in glorious passion?? Ooooh, that’s a risk I’d take any day! You might get caught... but that’s what makes it oh so enticing... heart pounding... heavy breathing... QUICK! Get me the fire extinguisher!!
And finally... #5- Tell yourself that you, my Dear Friend... are a Sex Goddess! Go ahead... say it, I’m listening... Come on Darling, what are you waiting for? Huh? Not feeling it?! But of course you are! There is no one else that has shapely hips like you... or lips so yummy when you add a dab of shimmer to them... go ahead, put on those leopard print lacy undies and while you’re doing it, tell yourself, “I’m Sexy! I’m HOT! I’m a sex kitten in the bed!” Do it for you... do it for him! You won’t be disappointed and I bet your sheets will catch on fire!
Pheeeew! I think I need to powder my nose... or touch up my lips... no need for blush on these cheeks of mine! Well my Darling Friend, I hope I’ve inspired you to live your sexy to the fullest...
Why looky here, my cup is empty and if I drink anymore of this particular brew, I'll have to put out the fire that's burning inside... I think I'll get some fresh air and check the mail... Oooh look! The newest Victoria’s Secret catalogue has just arrived... Until next time my Sexy Friend... Ta Ta!