Hello and Welcome my Darling Friend... I’m absolutely delighted that you’ve stopped by for a visit! Come make yourself comfy, I’ve got a fresh pot of, ‘Social Media Addiction’ to fill your cup...
Hello, my name is Caffe and I’m an addict. Uh huh, you heard me my Dear, I am... AH DIC TED! No Darling, Ted is not a dick, that’s not what I meant and you know it... hmmph... just because I post about big decks and sexy MILFs doesn’t mean you can come visit me with your mind in the gutter! On second thought, it is kind of naughty!
You know I’m a fiend for shimmery lip colors, I can’t concentrate on my shopping list if I’m anywhere near the lipstick aisle... mauves, pinks, reds... Aaaack! Hang on a second... is having an urge to buy a dozen new lipsticks every time I pass the lipstick aisle considered an addiction? Well, maybe a little as this was not the addiction I was meaning to chat about...
Now that I took you over the river and through the woods, the addiction I’m talking about is... shhhh... I don’t want to say it too loud as I don’t want to wake the beast... SOCIAL MEDIA!!! Oh yeah Caffe, now you’ve done it.
It all started with a little blog, then on to some social blogging sites. Facebook and Twitter are a favorite to many, so I must see what the fuss is about... then the connections I’ve made along the way start inviting moi to their hangouts, and Darling, there are zillions! Oooh, Pinterest? What the heck is Triberr? Klout is a what? And now you want me to be a part of Empire Avenue?
Every site is something shiny and new... hey, no wonder I like it so much, it’s like when I buy a new lipstick! With each new social tool that attracts my attention, an impulse to learn how they all work has stolen my complete attention ... oh why oh why couldn’t I be happy with just lipsticks?!
So now you know my Dear Friend... I have more than one addiction, I mean, well, all the lipsticks I buy is considered one... right? HEY, maybe I should explain how all this social stuff works... oooh, good idea! Would you be interested in knowing about some of these sites I’m talking about? Let me know in the comment section and I can write a post and maybe, sort of, explain just for you my Dear, what the heck it all means.
Well Darling, I’m off to Empire Avenue fix dinner... we’ll chat again when I can get my mind focussed on one thing and one thing only... lipstick Facebook a post that talks about... well, meeee! Huh? We’ve been talking about me? OH, well... then I did what I was supposed to... Until next time my Lovely Friend... Ta Ta!