Hello my Dear Friend... I’m glad you’re here, come get comfy and let me fill your cup... I’ve got much to chat about as I went out with the Swiffers this past Friday night and let me tell you, it is never a dull moment when a group of MILFs are out on the town...
Upon entering the hidden little smoke filled pub, little did I know that Patsy’s is a top 10 in South OC... A top 10? How exciting and of course I wore my best lipstick as this is something right up my alley... a top 10... DIVE BAR! lol Who knew? Well, we’ll give it a try and stay for a bit, we could always go somewhere else if the urge strikes.
JoJo greeted us with the biggest set of... uh... I mean... she had the biggest smile with a great big personality to go with, yep, that’s what I meant! Dr. R ordered up the food with JoJo while the rest of us sipped on our drinks and took in the sites. Hmmm... shamrocks and His Self? OH, there’s the Her Self!
An Irish Pub? Really? Like there’s dancing here! Where’s the dance floor?... on top of the pool tables? Besides which, I’m not doing the River Dance and clogs definitely are not in my wardrobe! Come on gurlz, let’s get out of here!
Oh my, when a group of MILFs get up and are ready to leave, you should see the hup two of the staff making room for the soon to be dance floor... meaning, kick out the dinner patrons, move the tables and chairs, and voila! A dance floor! Now that’s more like it... so now where is this DJ person? I’m ready to wiggle, wiggle, wiggle...
A few drinks later and... heck, I’m feeling like I’m at the Ritz! No need to go anywhere, JoJo is keeping our cups full of Kettle Orange and tonic (yummy) and the DJ is playing, I’m sexy and I know it... I just adore LMFAO! Dancing wasn’t the only thing that kept this group entertained... let’s talk about the conversations...
- What? You bought an EPT and a bottle of wine?
- No silly, it’s a divorce party!
- If you don’t want to look like an ex-stripper at 60, don’t go that big!
- Oooh, so soft... I just wanna touch you!
- No, we’re lesbians.
- Do you have a hard on?
- Who are all these people, and why are they here?
I LOVE my Swiffers! What a fabulous time and I can’t wait for the next! So Darling, when’s your next Mommys’ Night Out? Soon I hope, and I can’t wait to hear all about it! Until next time my Dear Friend... Ta Ta!